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Last night at work a man told me that I look better when I take my glasses off and I immediately replied that he looks better when I take my glasses off too and he got really angry and I think it was one of the proudest moments of my life
One of my friend’s boyfriend works as an lp in jcpennys and she sent me this and look at how many cameras and angles they have of just the Sephora, if you ever needed proof that lifting there is an AWFUL idea here it is.
Hey there! I was wondering if you could give some good lifting step by step tips for the palettes at sephora?? thank you soo much!! 💖
sure!! I find it a lot easier to lift palettes from ulta but there’s a lot less of them so if sephora is your only option here’s my tips:
1. Walk in confident as hell. DO NOT walk in with friends, especially if you are a teen. the sa’s will never leave you alone. if you’re a teen they’ll still bother you a lot when you’re alone, so wear makeup and look rich. come in with bags from other stores. when one of them bugs you just say you might pick up a new “___ by nars/dior/something expensive”. this gets them off your back a little. other than that, avoid the sa’s but look casual. do not look nervous or look at cameras and stuff like that. I find that sephora is one of the hardest places for me to lift because (where I live at least) they watch pretty diligently for lifters.
2. now for the actual lifting process. first, walk around - place things in your bag, open testers, read boxes. act like you’re shopping.
3. take double of what you want as discreetly as possible and place it in your sephora shopping bag. do this where there is no SA watching. walk around more, get whatever stuff you need
4. go to your blind spot and conceal. do not do this around customers, I think that if any store clientele reports lifters it would be sephora’s.
5. more walking, put back the extra item(s) that you just concealed back. continue to “shop”. sephora doesn’t tag so I strongly advise against unboxing.
6. I suggest buying something small, it’s less sus. only do this if you feel confident that nobody saw you. if you get bad vibes or you feel you were sloppy, just put everything back and fake a phone call out. remember it is better to walk out with nothing than get caught so if you feel you’re gonna get busted don’t risk it.
7. if you were sloppy and you still took shit, leave the mall after you left the store and don’t come back for at least a month. don’t try to lift there often. try to make it your last stop for the day anyway
8. enjoy your stuff!! (:
sorry for the late response!! hope this helps and happy lifting!! if I wasn’t clear on anything feel free to drop another ask :)
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Shoppers Drug Mart Tips!!
I usually just lift their high end makeup, but the same tips apply for all other areas of the store.
Cameras -The cosmetics section has the greatest number of cameras; newest stores have about 4+ that cover the ENTIRE isle. if you’re trying to conceal here you won’t find a blindspot. The older stores have maybe 2 (one facing the high end makeup and the other, the drugstore brands.)
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Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick it up a dude started yelling obscenities about how he’d like to put his dick in her ass.
She got up and literally threw the bag of warm poop at him.
It hit him in the face.
I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life.
omg… maybe you should warn her before she gets a criminal record 😂
Yesterdays haul from Lord&Taylor, Pink, Aerie, B&BW, Mac counter, Sephora, Ulta, Hollister, Sallys, UO 💕💕💕 (1,630)
So happy to lift my first MK!!!!!!!!
Ugh your hauls give me lifeee where/how did you get the MK?
The Mk bag is from Lord&Taylor. I just picked it up and strutted my ass out the door like it was mine.
How did you lift from the MAC counter (mines in Dillard’s)?
Mine is in Macys and basically they have walls w/ shelves full of products that face AWAY from employees, so anyone just walking by could grab something and not be seen.
What's your brawl haul story???? What is everyone talking about????? Brawl Haul???
Everyone is talking about me? Damn, Im here feeling alone, no one talking to me and me trying to make friends and all since hey, in real life, no one wants to be my friend 😭 link me up anon, who speakin’ bout me?😦The brawl haul everyone seems to be talking about and enjoying and laughing when Im here with a purple mark around my neck and hella dead legs since I didnt stretch, is that I had plenty of Stila and Copics in my purse, lifted, and I went in a store (where I didnt lift) and a girl working there assumed I lifted and chased me out the store. She kept yelling at me to come back, so I start to run and she yanked me back by my hoodie hood and I got so scared and stressed, that I track-raced out of there, with her still trying to hold onto my hoodie. Mind you, I was 1st in track race in my school at the time and in cegep, so I took off like a fucking arrow and she smacked the concrete pretty hard. But, while I took off, I should have paid more attention to my neck because she wasnt small and the force of her pulling amd falling left me with a bruised neck, and an equally bruised voice, hard time eating and talking. I recently realized my pride in my brawl haul had left me after my doctor told me my neck would not be the same after a 300lb woman tried to decapitate me.But no worries Anon to you, Im not angry at you or anything for asking the question, its just that Ive been getting alot of Anon mail tonight that she should have hurt me more and that I deserve it and such, so my nights been long hahahXoxo ScorpioLifter
Im taking my time bow to officially announce I will be leaving for a while for rehabilitation after my Brawl Haul. I have really hurt my neck and my lawyer advised me to maybe think of suing the woman in my Brawl Haul since, as I said, the cameras will see I didnt lift anything there and they didnt see me lift other stores. Let me know your say on the matter guys, should I see about suing? The changes Ive had are:
• my voice has changed due to my throat being tugged on my a falling 300lb woman
• Swallowing was become a sport, havent eaten anything too hard or too big because of throat being so constricted
• Constant pressure on throat, I feel like someones just constantly holding my throat. Not hard but still there
• Hella bad muscle pain and jaw pain
I will still like and reblog things but I wont be posting any hauls. Should I still post updates? 💪🏻😭😩
suuuuueeeeeeee
you should totally sue, tell them you have people anxiety and when this mammoth came running at you your fight or flight instinct kicked in and purely out of natural instinct you ran.
SUE #DEFEATCAPATALISM
HOLY FUCK SUE THAT BITCH
😍 $894 saved today, thnx world 😍 *before and after i decided to not be lazy*
all this and a cute watch (unpictured) before spending day with bf. last pic just be my fave lift of the haul. walked out with it on a whim because the store had nothing else 😔😔 attempted lush today, harder than i thought cause of store setting, zzz. still got me some goods tho, yay! also, glass/crystal nail files are life. they’re much better than the norm/metallic ones, i swear. also im really sad cause UD is hard for me right now cause of the store i previously lifted and im kinda paranoid about returning…so ye. i made do with 3 BYS nude palettes lel. ehhh. i love my two new bags thooo
THAT BOOK WHAT IS THAT
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I find the cutest things to lift for my preschoolers <3 people act like lifters are selfish but I work at a low income daycare and I singlehandedly lifted every single one of them a toothbrush, folders, notebooks, 72 pack of crayons and pencils at the beginning of the year and continually lift them shoes, clothing, first aid kits, and tons of toys. I just tell the parents my grandma used to have a home daycare, but i love being able to provide for them, because without me they wouldn’t have a lot of the things they have. I just lifted them a giant box of moon sand lmao
Omg I’m always lifting baby stuff but then not knowing how to explain it to the parents haha. Like… “Yes, I bought ur baby ten pairs of socks and three pairs of shoes……………… Don’t worry about it.”
this so cute and considerate
how stores "build cases".
I wanna talk about how stores build cases against shoplifters, and how it pans out. this might be a long post??
basically, when there’s a shoplifting case (where LP/AP are onto you, etc), and they know you took something but didn’t catch you, there’s a series of forms that have to be filled out. If it’s not LP that sus'ed you, it’ll be the SA/Manager filling out those forms. they include things a basic police report usually does, names of those involved, time, place, items lost, search of store results (if they find the item dumped somewhere else. in this case, the form usually isn’t submitted for a while before the search can be done thoroughly.) I can’t say for sure how many forms other stores need for sure to bring the case to court, but I know Home Depot Canada needs 6. six forms before they can drag your ass to court, and use camera footage against you. so in short, DON’T KEEP GOING BACK AND BEING SLOPPY OKAY. if you’re sloppy wait a lil while and then go back. these forms are digital most of the time. be safe you gorgeous criminals!! if I find out more on how those cases get escalated I’ll make another post, this is what I’ve learned for now!
I had a case built up against me at ulta , want details ?
omg yes yes yes
Got a super cute little World Market haul! Place is a buffet. Voss water: $3.29 White Chocolate banana bar: $7.98 Chuao honeycomb dark chocolate bar (2): $9.98 Green tea pocky: $6.98 (2) White jasmine hand cream: $4.99 Apple pear french bar soap: $5.99 Coconut and avocado bar soap: $4.99 Gardenia bar soap: $4.99 Total saved: $45.90
Always hide your tools on your person
Do not store your magnet and hook in your purse or shopping bags.
Getting caught with what is considered burglary tools + a shoplifting charge + possibly burglary charges?
Nah.
Get your ass some spanx and store your tools on your person. LP can’t pat you down.
So hey, adult lifters in the US, it’s income tax season. What should I spend actual money on?! I want some new Uggs that idk how to steal, and I’m thinking about buying an MK Selma, but I don’t really like...
The 5 things you gotta know before you let that cop into your house
kyssthis16:
velocicrafter:
riotisnotquiet:
THIS STUFF IS SOOO IMPORTANT TO KNOW. Seriously. It’s saved my ass before.
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