[humdrumhootenanny]

Are your nipples sensitive?

Yeah they don’t take criticism well

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

[trannysaurus--rex]

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

[heyyalan]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

[thugilly]

Time to delete my account.

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[lifter-sphie-blog]

Some undies, PINK shirts and American Eagle tank tops missing

Total ~$800

[cutie-liftermua]

Ulta 💄

Loreal Brow Definer $10 Becca Peach Brightener $30 NYX Matte Lipstick $6 Buxom Gloss $20 UD Naked Loose Powder x2 $68 Naked Smokey Palette $54 Smashbox Primer Water $36 Loreal Pro-matte Foundation $15 Smashbox 24hr Shadow Primer $20 NYX Soft Matte Lips x2 $12 Juicy Couture Noir $74 Mally Highlighter & Blush $45 NYX Micro Brow $10 Stila Liquid Lipstick $24 Dr. Brandt Pores No More $48 Too Faced Born This Way $40 IT Cosmetics Bye Bye Under Eye $24 Maybelline Fit Me Concealer $6 Rimmel Lip Liner $5 NYX Glitter $6 NYX Lip Liner x3 $10.50 OPI Hello Kitty $10 Zoya Polish $10

Savings = $583.50 😊😊

[yung-smoov]

[hattriccmagick]

“& we smashin’ ya chic” 💀

[iamhannalashay]

I hate this😭

[babysza]

I hate them 😂

[liftingliterally]

this is my favourite video of all time

[onlyifyougetcaught-deactivated2]

Same

[fancytunaaaaaaa-blog]

If you had a bad day here

[sendmetoyourroom]

@snifts

[juelzsantanabandana]

barely brush your lip against your girls neck and she be like

[marilift]

CUMULATIVE HAUL

This haul is from one week!

🌷 Forever 21: blue t-shirt, gray t-shirt

🌷 Sephora: Urban Decay Naked3, Becca backlight primer, NARS Madly blush, MUFE matte velvet foundation, Benefit They’re real mascara, ABH Glow kit

🌷 Urban Outfitters: striped tank top, gray t-shirt

🌷 Nordstrom: Thierry Mugler Angel travel spray, Thierry Mugler Alien travel spray, Calvin Klein bra [x3], Calvin Klein panties, Kate Spade crossbody purse, Kate Spade wallet [x2, one not pictured bc sold]

🌷 American Eagle: black striped t-shirt, brown striped t-shirt, brown top

🌷 Abercrombie&Fitch: denim shorts, high waisted denim shorts

🌷 Victoria’s Secret: pink waistband panties, blue lacy panties

🌷 Barnes&Noble: notebook, book [x2, not pictured]

🌷 B&BW: tangerine hand cream

🌷 BB&B: OPI nailpolish [x2], tree hut body scrub, crest whitening strips [not pictured]

🌷 Lush: Ro’s argan body conditioner

🌷 GAP: panties [x4] (these are called “breathe” and they’re hands down the comfiest panties I’ve ever worn, go get yourself some!)

I was going to calculate the total but I’m feeling lazy about it. If anyone actually cares I can do it though lol. Anyway, everything I’ve lifted this week has turned out perfect so I’m super happy about it.

[tokyolift-deactivated20160717]

SO PRETTY

[vnznjin]

this haul is so gorgeous omg 👼👼

[misstanwyck]

[bronzedsugaruk-deactivated20170]

When you’re on a date and he gets too “touchy feely”

[imsoshive]

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

[camronspink-mink]

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

[emilygaming]

HE’S TOYING WITH US NOW

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He has become self aware.

[karliecol]

His laugh is unsettling. He’s unsettling.

[surprisebitch]

the zodiac killer is slowly showing his true colors

[willow]

[pchcrew]

I was still drunk

[tittytaytay]

i honestly need to get this drunk soon

[trillwilson]

Lol somebody please go get this lady

[ladieslovecoolk]

this is still my favorite

[raxcaeli-deactivated20191117]