[bopeep]

[cumnog]

my grandma has a dog like this….

[123dayzup]

Ya grandma a hoe

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

Los

Angeles

[chubbymermaid87]

Is this for real?

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

I promise

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[lockscreenlock]

[grl-crushh]

away & away we go

[swarnpert]

when u hear your favorite band in public

[love]

[marcitlali]

i make ya man wanna speak spanish

[lil-nefertitties]

Italian*👼

[marcitlali]

make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis

[lovelysuggestion]

i just really, really, really, really…want to be with you

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]

what sort of Carly Rae Jepsen plagiarism

[mymetime]

From being an 80s icon and resurrecting through Stranger Things and becoming an 80s icon again

[throwbackblr]

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

[bob-belcher]

[justsomeantifas]

My little brother has brain cancer

We found out in 2016:

see that little dot piece of shit, that’s the cancer that has been destroying his life, 

he has $4k of medical expenses medicaid wont cover because the government would rather let poor people fucking die than actually give a shit.

If you want to help my little brother with his medical expenses so he can get some important work done 

you can donate here: 

https://www.paypal.me/trevorth3

here is his gofundme he made: 

https://www.gofundme.com/5zmzcj-help-me-afford-medical-treatment

If not it’d be cool if you could spread this around, no pressure though. thank you for reading and have a nice day.

[pisboy]

i found this card unopened in a drawer in my bedroom

[pisboy]

reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

donald trump look like he fighting death so hard lmao just close your eyes and walk towards the light my guy