you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
Keni
Cosmic Funnies
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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todays bird

Origami Around

oozey mess

pixel skylines
noise dept.

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
8 Resources for Chinese Characters
Whether you're looking for a site to help you master the stroke order, or if you're trying to compare characters across different languages, here are some useful sources for character explanations, radical breakdowns, actual examples, character evolutions from Warring States up until now, and many other interesting options.
This one is pretty good for character explanation, radical breakdown and examples e.g. where this character can be found, in what text etc. Only thing to note is that while you can change the interface language to English, the actual explanation is in Traditional Chinese, so something to keep in mind. https://dict.variants.moe.edu.tw/
2. Good for a phonetic breakdown of a character, including Hanyu, Hakka, Yale, Wade etc. Includes different fonts for comparison, and even a calligraphy option which makes me quite happy. https://www.cns11643.gov.tw/
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
People
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
yeah… weird
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good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website
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a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app
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Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.
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When you remember the anti-vax movement
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I think you should be able to afford to live on your own and completely independently off minimum wage.
mhhmmm yea
we fucked up
OP: "When it comes to retrieving balloons, we're professionals."
(Context: They're lion dancers)
Writing 順風順水順財神 with two brushes: "Wishing everything (life, work, making money) goes well".
The inscription on the left is the year (丙午; 2026), season (春月; spring), and OP's username (其人書者). The year is written using the 60-year cycle calendar 干支 (gan1zhi1), so it could refer to 2026, 1966, etc.
why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”
get verbed nounboy
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half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die
i wanna fuck and then die
cicadas the lot of you
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