be my pal

20, Seattle, baker of cakes, i dig some people but not most. Ace. Humor/personal/su blog Icon from @goopy-amethyst

[husband]

[christianstepmoms]

one of the closest domesticated relatives to wolves

[avvocarlo]

ohhhh he’s tappin!!!

[twotommyolivers]

1-800-ARE-YOU-TAPPIN

[filiasyth]

@immamotherpugger @squagel @pretendthisisanactualurl

[phantomrose96]

Fun FMA manga fact:

This isn’t mentioned in Brotherhood, but the reason Roy and Riza came to Resembool scouting out the Elrics is because someone fucked up the ages on Ed and Al’s file.

Literally Roy and Riza are riding in the back of some horse-drawn carriage into Resembool chatting with the driver like “yes we’ve heard rumors of two alchemist brothers here, Ed and Al Elric ages 31 and 30 respectively. Do you know where they live?” And the driver pretty much answers with “lol what? Those kids are like 10.”

Except now Roy and Riza are already THERE so they decide “Fuck it. Let’s pay a visit anyway.”

So everything that went down in the series is thanks to some mysterious fuck up in the Amestrian Intelligence Department and I salute that person.

[phantomrose96]

Bonus: He buries his goddamn face in the document at the end, like staring at it closer might make it less wrong.

[puppetmaster55]

roy’s reaction is literally

[phantomrose96]

Spot the difference

[catchymemes]

[heshe]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[stimman4000]

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[buzzkillbyrne]

Hozier at Electric Picnic / Bigfoot sighting

[unclefather]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[the-suburb-vibes]

gang gang

[toastbutteregg]

[w33d-witch]

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

[w33d-witch]

A baby

VS an adult

[bapestars]

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

[weirdo-canniboy-archive]

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[weaselle]

some graphic designer was on her good good shit that day

[lesbiantryingherbest-deactivate]

Visit Original Link

“Other Friends except Spinel is drunk and calling Pink Pearl to sing to her over the phone”

This is a very cursed audio file and drawing that I have no explanation for

[bandtshirt]

[luvmangosdope]

Thissss

[divinitybeings]

Here we are in the future and it’s bright!

Nothing to fear, no one to fi-

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Shout out to Eric Andre

[xtec]

cereal at 8 am: the poor man’s meal, a poverty feast, delapadated wheat, a mouse’s luxury, bastard scraps

cereal at 12 am: a feast fit for a king, absolute decadence, god’s snack, gorgeous grains, unrivaled hedonism

[casserolenannerhead-deactivated]

[friendraichu]

*kill bill sirens*

[maneth985]

If looks could kill.

[fuck-yeah-dylan]

Those two men were assigned to hold her back from murdering 45.