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I’m so French!
Stay gelatinous baby
We were bitchin’ back in those days
If I were a glove upon that butt, that I may touch that eye burn
It is but a senile token of my sensual love
I will always love you, Kevin’s large nose or no Kevin’s large nose
Ah, my sweet pistol and condom!
You make my cat tower burn with desire
Their kiss was like that one time Hisoka’s introductory shot was his ass
Our Lotor’s toupees were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them
I finally got polls and now you must all suffer





































