13 Tapeworms in a leather jacket

none of them are actually all that lucky, but all of them are gay

[bunniope]

how splendid

[bunniope]

?

[greelin]

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

[greelin]

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

[tolerateit]

"i need to get soooo much done today" starter pack

[anonyymoose]

went to the beach ten minutes after an actual thunderstorm and got so cold i started coming up with a “fish” cover of creep by Radiohead which I was singing out loud over and over again. imagine me waist deep in the waves no feeling in my legs getting over a cold voice singing “i wish i was urchin. you’re so fucking urchin”

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[annabelle--cane]

I want a live action locked tomb show specifically just to see what kind of absolute beast of an actress they'd cast for harrowhark, 'cause that's a fourfold (harrow / harrow 2.0 / gideon-in-harrow / nona) role for a māori performer who'd have to be able to pass for her late teens. and I do believe such a woman exists out there, somewhere, and could be located by a production team, and I so desperately want to see her do nona's tantrum. show me god's best twenty-three year old eating emmys for breakfast.

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[towerologia-sideblog]

huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?

[lesvegas]

addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2

[raspberryjamnnnn]

You're telling me these "trans sisters" are switches? Intriguing. Y'know, I think I'm beginning to understand these computer-things.

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[boringkate]

Murder is scary bc a lot of video games are about doing murders, so if someone does murders irl then it could lead to them becoming a gamer. You're literally becoming desensitized to gaming when you do murders.

[theragamuffininitiative]

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fuck-customers]

[pathfuckery]

[conzoop]

I need to go to the seaside until I'm cured

[conzoop]

actually think I just need 4 million quid

[punkitt-is-here]

4 million quid can buy many seaside visits

[wonderwall]

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

[teaboot]

Yeah it was probably the wings