13 Tapeworms in a leather jacket

none of them are actually all that lucky, but all of them are gay

[peoplegettingreallymadatlgbt]

[thatdisasterauthor]

I've been slooooowly working on getting the feral cat population in my neighborhood under control, but there's one particular cat I can't catch. I call her Pretty Lady.

Pretty Lady is a grizzled old street cat who was at some point fixed based on the fact her ear was tipped. She has a bizarre face that I'm not sure if it came from genetics or a current health issue, but her eyes are sort of...tilted? I've tried to get a picture of her to show my coworker who used to be a vet, but have not succeeded.

Anyways. She's grizzled. And old. And has started to look a little rough around the edges, so I've been trying harder to catch her to try and get her some vet care.

Pretty Lady refuses to be caught. She's right there for morning snackies when I bring them out, but attempts to interact beyond food are met with serious hisses. The trap in my yard is a joke to her, no matter what food I put inside. And god forbid any of the other neighborhood cats try to come eat the food I give her. That is Not Allowed.

Except! Except!

Pretty Lady has recently acquired a little himbo boyfriend. The boyfriend, who I have named Target because he is orange and has a perfect circle target pattern in his fur, is a wee baby tomcat who is juuuuuust starting to get his cheeks. I have witnessed Target fall out of my shed more than once (it's a one foot drop for reasons I don't understand given it was custom built), seen him startle at falling leaves MULTIPLE times, and seen him have a full on yowling fight with a stick.

Pretty Lady has taught Target to avoid the trap in my yard, shares her food with him, and makes him stand guard while she eats. Target seems incredibly pleased by this arrangement.

I do hope I can eventually catch them both, or at least Target to get him fixed, but in the meantime I am rather enjoying watching this play out.

[beeeclops]

His aim (at ICE) is getting better!

[angel-spores]

estrogen is a beautiful little girl that loves to dance and play in your body, making it softer and cozier like pillow fort and you have to let her okay?

[fluffyfoxtails]

this image got me to stop playing league

[byjove]

I hate Joe Exotic but this exchange reset my brain

[byjove]

me when I’m baffled by the inefficiency and callousness of everything and then I remember it’s all corrupt girl

[tenbillionhomodjs]

fucking love the shockframe orbiter voice lines. one of them is this verbatim its so fun

[melodies-stereo]

controversial statement on tumblr dot com: the women of a marginalized group have it worse than the men of a marginalized group

[doginprogress]

pubbies

[mollyjames]

no please, I can change! I've been living in Seattle for the last 16 years!

[mollyjames]

[trangoldin]

[rakehellish]

okay

[queer-scots-geordie-dyke]

The Archbishop of Canterbury is secretly messaging people on tumblr. Seems totally legit 🤔🤣

[robertfagden]

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

[footlongdingledong]

[bill-cipher-offical]

🍿

[pocket-deer-belly]

every time there's like a new horror trend people make fun of it even though it's literally good

[pocket-deer-belly]

this is not about any specific new trend this is about every single horror trend that has come around since i was aware of horror as a genre. analog horror is literally good

[pocket-deer-belly]

low effort can be really good and anyone who is into soup or pasta or rice can tell you this

[podcastwizard]

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

[daughter-of-sapph0]

i would really like it if ciswomen momentarily subjected to transmisogyny would say anything other than "i was born female" as a way to deflect. it just screams "this shouldn't happen to me, im not your main target".

try thinking for five seconds about trans women who cannot use that same deflection when they deal with the exact same shit 24/7

[daughter-of-sapph0]

lady gaga was the baseline for what an ally should be. if confronted with accusation of being trans, your default response should be "okay? so what? is that such a big deal".

saying "im actually a real biological vagina having female, and you're so stupid" is not stopping transmisogyny. its in fact contributing more to it. its enforcing the divide between ciswomen and trans women. its making the world unsafe for us. and it's making it so that the next time any woman gets accused of being trans, its gonna be worse for her because of the rise in transmisogyny you are inadvertently contributing to.