Catherine Bolt

author in the making || 23 || loves robots too much

[catherine-bolt]

wild idea

modern!Poseidon. Considered largely innocent, he is known as the deity of plastic soup, the chalk residue in kettles and inflatable swimming pool toys. Unbeknownst to most, he still retains his power as Lord of Horses, and in a lucky twist of fate, this includes Trojan Horse viruses. The information age hits, and he is suddenly the most influential man alive. In this essay I will--

[catboybeebop]

[espopstar]

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hiiiii I'm not dead

highkey should start posting on this again, huh?

I'll... think about it?

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Do you ever feel like you were meant to be the Big Bad Evil Guy but somehow, through a series of unfortunate events, you keep rolling nat 1s and now you’re just kind of a nuisance at worst

[lillagrim]

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"Athena keeps telling me people aren't information, so I stopped remembering them" -Hephaestus, probably

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this speaks volumes

[tench]

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this is how i write books

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just some of Them™️

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accurate

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fun fact: i've listened to Gilden's playlist so much that it's pretty much permanently pinned in that little list of random playlists spotify recommends to me. even if i haven't listened to it in a while. it's just there. spotify knows its only a matter of time.

it's even gone so far that all the suggestions for a spotify widget on my phone involve the Gilden playlist. Because if there's one thing Spotify can reliably suggest to me without me getting mad, it's the Gilden playlist.

I'm... not sure what conclusion to draw from this. That I like Gilden's playlist a normal amount, I guess?

[catherine-bolt]

i think that if Silvern tried to sneak Cooper into Bol'Thole, the end result would be something along the lines of that one Megamind scene

you know the one