i 💜 anime war criminals

i’m a veteran of the insanity the was the pandemic era three houses fandom and i am coming back for more because it made me feel alive. awakening was better tho.

[catherinecharon]

hello i am making a fire emblem blog in anticipation for fortune’s weave and because after a decade of on and off brainrot over this series i am coming to terms with the fact i will never be free.

i love catherine she is my terrible princess who has done everything wrong and i think about her wayyy more than anyone at intsys believed was possible. she and shamir should move to dagda and get gay married.

also i’m normal about both edelgard AND rhea. they’re pixels. and god forbid women do anything.

[catherinecharon]

ai sucks, if i wanted to to get lied to by a guy named claude i would go to garreg mach. and that claude is even sexy.

[twinheadedeagle]

(sept 15) happy birthday catherine!!!

[jang-gom]

catherine&shamir

[dvrtrblhr]

idk how i feel about this one (i liked it better in my mind i guess?)! for catherine's birthday!

[pathetic-gamer]

forever thinking about how the lonato-christophe-catherine-ashe mess is twenty times better than literally anything else that happens in all of fire emblem three houses. "but the faerghus four-" boring. "the insurrection of the seven-" boring. "claude's secret identity and relationship to almyra-" boring boring boring boring "edelgard is morally grey" my bbg cassie got her best friend/lover framed for regicide, handed him over for execution to save her own life, killed his grieving father when he sought revenge, attempted to goad his little brother (who saw her kill his adoptive father!!!!!) into also seeking revenge because that's the only form of justice she understands, and then called him a fool for refusing to do it. she's literally so iconic.

[pathetic-gamer]

girl........

[pathetic-gamer]

i mean. you could make an entire novel out of this and this alone

[catherinecharon]

it’s 2020 and you can’t go outside. you wake up to 30 discord notifications on your phone. there’s a callout post for you for supporting imperialism because you hornyposted about post-timeskip edelgard after a couple drinks the prior evening. your ex-mutual, felix, is piling on in the comments about how you are an ableist misandrist because you joked about sylvain being an incel. your ex-catholic mutual says to disregard the callout post op because she was “mocking their religious trauma” by calling rhea a thicc dragon pope, but you doubt they are doing it for your sake because they recently vagueposted about how you triggered their anxiety when you killed ferdinand in your verdant wind playthrough. the admin of your second-least favorite fire emblem discord server ends up kicking you out for being an “edelstan.” you have never felt more alive.

[vomittedsoap]

NEW FE GAME YES!!!!!!!

[catherinecharon]

i know that alucard lookalike in fire emblem 18 is going to get his prostate sooo destroyed on ao3 dot org

[nemirutami]

[gativo]

Lady Edelgard…

[tatsu-rose]

It is the nature of Fire Emblem games now that for every show stopping entry in the series it must be followed up with some absolutely wack weeb shit to keep the universe in balance.

[tatsu-rose]

The weeb debt was paid with Engage. We're so back.

[greatestjubilee]

[greatestjubilee]

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

[amorizel]

crimson flower ingrid

[teir3s]

school dances are fun when you don’t have to take part

[teir3s]

yep

[bimbinis]

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