Crispy

he/they. Bisexual writer. Bearer of The Curse. They call me Crispy cause I be 4 piece chicken tender basket.

[crispys-corner]

just remembered who i am

[yurucamp]

highway angel

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[dogpuppy]

[cuubism]

kaladin and szeth do have a few things in common. for one thing they are both people who, when asked what their "body count" is, would start listing people they've killed

[holdmycaffeine]

<- OP u can’t hide these in the tags

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

i'm partial to "from what i understand, cummies are like SJW bitcoin"

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

it's iconic to me

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[crispys-corner]

friend’s D&D character is named The Time Gnome and whenever they talk in the discord everyone just like

[crispys-corner]

Once I get done with chapter 8 I’ll post the everything up to and including that point on here for critique and test reading. Long way away but it’ll give me something to look forward to/dread. Chapters 7-8 are what I consider the real complicating action of the story overall and if there’s problems with it/it’s boring i need to know, otherwise the book as a whole just won’t work.

[toskarin]

[crispys-corner]

what are we doing here man

[clarificationsw]

Anyways

[clarificationsw]

Gonna smoke until the bad thoughts go away

[mevil]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

liking and reblogging your mutuals' posts

[crispys-corner]

For non-baseball watchers out there, Major League Baseball told these guys they couldn’t do that celebration and they just like didn’t listen and keep adding new elements to the thrust celebration

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[nyanpasuuna]

[crispys-corner]

No like straight up I was at skate country with my friends and I noticed it and went “HOLY FUCK IS THAT THE SUPERMAN FELLATIO FOUNTAIN” loud as fuck on a Saturday night