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is germany okay

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oh scheiße

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This isn’t quite how I imagined the second coming of Christ.

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What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure that’s at the station for cologne cathedral

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It is and everytime I see that hole I think of this video

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catholics in film: very strict. no singing or dancing!!! everyday we wear black

all the catholics I know irl: WHERE👏ARE👏THE👏BOOZE👏?????

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Listen the first miracle Jesus ever performed was turning water into wine and early Catholics were like “well Jesus if you insist” and they never looked back

Someone at uni, work or in tv: As a Catholic..

Me, a Catholic: Ah fuck here we go

#catholic #catholic left #catholeft #cathleft

My aesthetique is listening to Against Me on my way to church meetings, and I don't quite know what that says about me

#against me!#laura jane grace #23 Live Sex Acts #Catholic #Christian #catholic left #punk #christian anarchist

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Let me show you one of my favorite images on the internet: nuns performing “exorcism” on a very patient punk dude

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dbXr3GikQE

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Haha

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Little do they know, punk guys are the closest thing we have to angels

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thats adorable

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He just…..pats her hand.

Like “your doing great, keep it up.”

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Like, he’s not even upset, he’s taking it with stride and amusement and I love him for that.

Punks are sweethearts.

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you can clearly see him trying to invert her cross thats so funny

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Just a heads up, this sin’t an exorcism, Nuns cannot do them and more so, they cannot be done in public. They are, in fact, blessing him

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Omgg that is so much better thank you

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THIS POST JUST GOT THOUSANDS OF TIMES BETTER

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Me.

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Most leftists aren’t getting radicalized by professors in college - they are radicalized by their environments and themselves, in the streets, their workplaces, and anywhere oppression and struggle is a daily occurrence.

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This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

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reposting since the old one got deleted

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It was getting crowded in Heaven one day, so Saint Peter decided for one day to only accept people who could make him laugh.

A man came walking up to the pearly gates and Saint Peter said to him:

“Alright bud, you’re only getting in today if you can make me laugh, so why don’t you tell me about how you died”

The man looked at Saint Peter and said

“Oh man it was awful, I was absolutely SURE my wife was having an affair, so I left work early and came home to catch her in the act! When I got home, sure as shit there she was naked in bed! I looked all over the apartment but I couldn’t find the guy anywhere so I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and there he was! Hanging over the edge by his fingertips! I ran inside, grabbed a hammer, and started smacking his hands and fingers with it! He finally let go and fell down 25 stories but he landed in some bushes, so I ran inside and grabbed the refrigerator and heaved it over the balcony down on top of him, crushing him and killing him! But the strain and exertion from picking up the refrigerator gave me a heart attack and I died.”

Saint Peter let out a faint chuckle, and since it was a crime of passion, he decided to let this poor soul in.

Another man came walking up to the pearly gates and Saint Peter told this man the same thing, that in order to get in he had to make St. Peter laugh. The second guy told him about how he died.

“Well St. Peter, it was awful, I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th story apartment when a flock of birds came out of nowhere and startled me! I fell over the railing but managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below me. All of a sudden, some maniac came outside and started hitting my hands with a hammer until I let go! Luckily, I landed in some bushes but then this guy dropped a freaking refrigerator on me!”

Saint Peter chuckled again, let the second man into heaven, and decided he could really start to enjoy his job. A third man came walking up to the pearly gates.

Saint Peter gave his speech to this third man and then told him:

“Tell me about the day you died”

“Oh man Saint Peter you’re never gonna believe this! Alright so picture this…I’m butt naked hiding in a refrigerator…”