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guys i really miss RPing with you all and i hope everyone is doin good!!!!

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I fucking miss ben paul

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me refusing to fight david in episode 5

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two boys cracking open a cold one five feet apart cos they’re not gay

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reblog this is you find javi attractive

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this user loves the garcia family

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incorrect twdg quotes

Clementine: Hey Gabe

Gabe: Hey

Clementine: See ya

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a functional bird human conversation just took place

rio, our parrot: what are you doin?

my mom: puttin the dishes away

rio: you're a good boy

my mom: thank you!

rio: i love you!

my mom: i love you!!!

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i hate everything rn i physically could not sleep unless i drew this 

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Clementine’s first and last scenes per season

little girl, little girl, don’t lie to me tell me where did you sleep last night?

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Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that 80% of a new frontier is just Javi making this face

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i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.

what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?

rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart

cook out

what i had: hot dog and shake

what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik

rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!

what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life

rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country

rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

what i had: piza slice

what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.

rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

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chipotle

what i had: burrito. do they make other things?

what i thought: the logo is a chilli pepper but there werent actually any chilli peppers you could have in the food? i enjoyed the dainty red basket

rating: 3/5. guess burritos just always taste good, no matter what theyre made of. i think the chipotle burritos were made using some kind of food product but im not sure.

sonic drive thru

what i had: loaded chilli cheese dog’ fourht of july baby!! happy star wars day

what i thought: very inconceivable. there is a sit in a drive in and a drive thru and the sonic drive thru person comes over to your car in roller skates. its a made up cartoon store. it doesnt exist

rating: 5/5. we spent 20 minutes googling if you tip at sonic and in the end we drove off so my guilt prevents me from assessing it poorly

taco bell

what i had: it only sells tacos in like threes so i got three tacos.

what i thought: its like a dorito with a leaf stapled to it. why is it called taco bell? also, who am i, inside?

rating: 4/5. i flung six tacos in the microwave when we got back and i enjoyed watching them roll over each other playfully -  made me think of my childhood and the political conspiracy around my birth.

sheetz

what i had: chicken nuggets at 2am

what i thought: it was interesting that about half of the items on the interactive menu ended with a ‘z’ rather than an s. while that was fun - i would not go so far as to say i died at sheetz but i certainly did not leave it in one piece due to the colossal spinning death blade embedded into the milkshake machine

rating: 5/5. ordering entirely through a little touchpad is a natural progression in a society of unwholesome, evil food production and distribution

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i fell back into america again whilst praying to an enchanted well. the lady of the lake was like “your destiny is not finished yet” she knighted me and gave me 50 dollars and a mcdonalds coupon book

panera bread

what i had: pasta and bread

what i thought: i dont know what panera means but it might mean “bread”, as in “bread bread”. in america theres a chain restaurant for every one specific thing? this is the “bread” take-away, where you can pull up in the drive thru and just say “bread please” because youre not sure what else to get

rating: 4/5. hey this was pretty alright. if you get a soup bread bowl from the drive thru youre completely fucked though. youll spill it on your pants

dairy queen

what i had: Mountain Dew

what i thought: at “DQ” you can get a big birthday cake and eat it right in the store and they wouldnt stop you. The dairy queen was probably in the back but i didnt see her. instead a rambunctious guy came out with my boys burger and he shoved it into my hands as fast as possible. it was the only visible stop for miles except for a glowing, flashing “HIMALAYAN ROCK SALT” sign so i think he was protecting my soul!

rating: 3/5. MTN DEW products are of interest on-line. Wish i got the Himalayan rock salt instead though. (healthier)

olive garden

what i had: No mincing words here. I didn’t get any food at olive garden. The waiter was a ten foot tall luchador guy and he kicked my ass. He made me buy plants vs zombies on the service screen thing.

what i thought: N/A. I got my ass kicked at olive garden.

rating: 2.46/5. i left like a barrel of spaghetti at my friends house. shout out to maisie, i hope you like the spaghetti i didnt eat

krispy kreme

what i had: caramel filled donut (x12)

what i thought: i thought it was a language difference that donuts were “doughnuts” in the foreign ports of olde englan. but Krispy says it like the long way too. i guess it doesnt matter. lots of doughnuts but you can also purchase a miniature truck if thats what youd rather eat.

rating: 5/5. there’s a willy wonka conveyor belt thing here and everyone who works to make it happen is my savior and deserving of your worship

zaxbys

what i had: chicken finger meal thing

what i thought: apparently other americans dont know about this place either? but its the most straightforward restaurant ive ever been too. i was so hungry and simply whimpered “please give my mouth chicken”. they gave me a box just full of it. plus loads of fries and like three sauce things. and a slice of toast too just cuz Fuck it! Eat everything!

rating: 6/5. it was abe lincoln who first said “put loads of chicken in a box and swap it for bits of paper, as a joke or some kind of prank”

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