Because cats.

im just an annoying 20 something year old who loves bad puns and crying at small animals.

[theitalianmoviegoer]

Cillian Murphy x GQ Italia 13/02/2024

Photos: Gregory Harris

[johnturturro]

power of the dog meme dump 😌

[tharenia]

dream drop distance in a nutshell

[drac-champione]

I found these on the Facebook Page Sarcastic Sora. I mean, they’re not wrong

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[postmarxed]

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[postmarxed]

[pinof]

pitbulls aren’t evil. they just want to be loved.

[secondclassvines]

[commiepimp]

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

[tire-deyes]

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

[tapatiopapi]

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

[rebel-heart-gypsysoul]

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

ah, the extended edition

[corporationkills]

my dad bought honey. but did not get the one shaped like a sweet little bear. why do men rob me of the few chances of true joy in my life.

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[princessoftypos-blog]

i wanna know the story behind this

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[andromedafalls]

What the FUCK

[neko-manta]

[tuberousroot]

they are friends <3

[louisandthedagger]

i’m crying 

[louisandthedagger]

[notdepressedjusttired]

I CHECKED TO SEE IF THERE WAS A UPDATE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED!!!

[lacapitaine-deactivated20120131]

[terriamon]

[skajador]

[copperbadge]

I’m not gonna say I was looking for something else entirely because I was in fact trying to find a gif of Chris Evans when I came across this, but this is not what I was looking for. And yet it is possibly the best thing I’ve ever found. 

What the hell even is Chris Evans. What the hell. 

[deannafanafofana]

Pumpkin Spice Evans

[copperbadge]

Reblog Pumpkin Spice Evans for a bountiful harvest and a large glass of ginger ale

[copperbadge]

It is time. Time for Pumpkin Spice Evans.

Let us renew the traditional debate over whether he’s drinking apple juice or ginger ale even though JUST BECAUSE HE’S POSSIBLY DRINKING APPLE JUICE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T REBLOG FOR A LARGE GLASS OF DELICIOUS FUCKING GINGER ALE

Let us gently refrain, this year, from plaguing @ginger-ale-official with tags, for lo, they have suffered enough

Let us all reblog for a bountiful harvest and a large glass of ginger ale. 

[copperbadge]

Once more let us reblog Pumpkin Spice Chris Evans for a bountiful harvest and holy shit

Bet y’all didn’t think Chris Evans could glow up any further from where he was but he sure as fuck did

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[a-little-rainbow-deactivated201]

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

[mister-daddy-deactivated2013110]

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

[babygirl-in-daddys-world-deacti]

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

[scenicroutes]

i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.

and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?

knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they? 

[borklords]

all of these people are deactivated this is like an archeological dig