catboy rehabilitation center

icon by @unagi-doggy Luke || 28 || he/him hy/hymn minors dni (not really nsfw, just a bad role model) TERFS also dni but not sure why you would in the first place bc I'm a neopronoun user 💘 @unagi-doggy 💘 Art Blog: CatGhoulArt

[pikamusume]

[dick-cock-penis-phallos-official]

why won't the big one eat the little one

[mellosdrawings]

Yurifies your trolley problem <3

[feldfrog]

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[macabrevampire]

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[veliseraptor]

can't believe it's only tuesday. it feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday

[mikkeneko]

Happy feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday tuesday

[catchymemes]

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[catasters]

[marlenacantswim]

can't take these two anywhere

base under the cut snip snip

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

[kit-screams-into-the-void]

gay astrophage

[noodlebutts]

Only 3 inches wide

[qqchurch]