vermillion

ffxiv blog for Mirna Melvph ☽ Moonkeeper Miqo'te ☽ rts, likes and follows come from @cosmicharm

[catnipcult]

so you better step up your game this time you will go down in flames

[disastertransbian]

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[achillesinhighheels]

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[madison--ava--jones]

[lunamonchtuna]

— Unknown (via lunamonchtuna)

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[teathattast]

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[vv-itchy]

[mstgsmy66]

[sparklejumpropequeen0]

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[infectiouspiss]

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese