excuse me gentlemen if i become stirred. but i am

"reading this is like watching your id and superego trying to fuck" | "it's like you know what love is!" | "you seem like you’re at peace at all times. except in like. one way. and it’s not going to change" | "you’d pull a lot of lesbians on tiktok"

[animentality]

[amazoogle]

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

[tockthewatchdog]

[tockthewatchdog]

they should invent a cat with spatial awareness

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[nathanielthecurious]

academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”

[662607015]

STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"

[tockthewatchdog]

[despazito]

[artofthewire]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

did anything crazy happen in ur town?

yes

no

one next to mine

one my friend/family member/partner lives in

results

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

[papayajuan2019]

let's not get too imbued with meaning

[dogpuppy]

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[literallymechanical]

I love when a poster tries to convince people they know what they're talking about by presenting bare-minimum academic credentials and nothing else. It's giving nothing.

[nagi-kirima-style-cateran]

Like sure I get that bachelor’s degrees aren’t shit, but I’ve gotten published in pop science publications talking about fields that have nothing to do with my degree. I know a linguist who’s written several articles about physics, a physicist who’s written about biology, and a my grandmother worked in computer science with a degree in American studies.

Understanding most topics on a surface level or even a bit deeper is just reading and doing math.

[literallymechanical]

Least trustworthy pop science writer?

Linguist writing about physics

Physicist writing about biology

Voting ended onJul 18

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[worldhammerer-old]

apple spider vinegar