excuse me gentlemen if i become stirred. but i am

"reading this is like watching your id and superego trying to fuck" | "it's like you know what love is!" | "you seem like you’re at peace at all times. except in like. one way. and it’s not going to change" | "you’d pull a lot of lesbians on tiktok"

[johnnycrass]

everything you're debunking i'm rebunking it

[literallymechanical]

Babe are you okay you haven't torn into your thin crispy crunchy™ brownie brittle® blondies dunkin'® sprinkled donut naturally flavored with other natural flavors

[literallymechanical]

To the tune of "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" btw

[literallymechanical]

I am having a great time imagining a proletarian revolution where the final breaking point was the price of candy. Bankers hauled out of their offices and pelted with Twix, going baton-to-Twizzler with riot cops, ceremonially breaking off a piece of a Kit Kat Bar in front of the Capitol. This is fun, come play in this space with me.

[certified-linguistics-moment]

[feldfrog]

Oppenheimer came up with the nuclear bombs as a metaphor for some sort of god sized lizard

[dogpuppy]

[vibesbasedanalysis]

Genuinely how do I follow my aesthetic impulses without looking like an off brand member of fall out boy

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[importantcatpics]

[vibesbasedanalysis]

Apartment neighbors will generate unheard-of hallway smells

[vibesbasedanalysis]

I love asking my cat questions she couldn’t possibly know the answer to

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[occasionaltmblrforafreehero]

Fucking love this video

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 15 hours

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[vibesbasedanalysis]

Can’t say it’s shaping up to be a Hawaiian shirt sort of Friday tomorrow

[cikero]

the mamdani mobile just planted like 8 trees outside my office

[cikero]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh