[catplanetariums]

if i follow you there is a 95% chance it’s because of tumblr’s terrible mobile interface sry

i have blazed my post of seffy photos more than once because seeing other people interact with the post helps with grieving her.

[seracadash]

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

[dogpuppy]

[fiery-kitty]

Head Reliquary of Saint John the Baptist, Saint Bavo's Cathedral, Ghent (1624)

[theinternetarchive]

lace cravat, belgium, mid 1700s.

[annabelle--cane]

[targetedknowledge]

[getjingledyouabsolutesquare]

How to become a knight—delete—how to become a knight and get a sword—delete—how to get a liege—delete—knighthood near me—delete—yearning to be a knight how to stop—delete—help I have a sword now what—delete—nearest blacksmith—delete—knights kissing—delete—liege who needs a knight near me—delete—how to deal with liege and knighthood withdrawals

[unalivejournal]

NO!!!! Characters accepting their sexuality will kill the patient.... She needs deep repression narratives to live

[blignick]

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[girlnephew]

[eloso]

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

[kleefkruid]

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

[kabber]

[cringecorp]

so. i do this thing where i wake up still half-asleep, write a note in my phone, and then fall back asleep and forget about it completely until i find the note later.

and i need to show you all some of these because ?????

[yardsards]

[image transcription: a series of notes labeled "sleep thoughts" that say:

So, esrlier today I was eating lettuce off rhe ground like a borse

I have 33 husbands. One for each day of the month

Fanfic- my dad is regina george

"Noo don't shoot i have a family" rvrryone has a family you idkot. I bave a family of dormice living in my grand pisno anr like z7 uncles. youre not special

When your dreams was to open a flock of seagulls here but there's already a flock of seagulls here

Squishmallow (boneless)]