Catpolicy

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Smart Cats

My ‘happy place’ is ignoring you.

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Smart Cats

I woke up today and chose violence.

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Smart Cats

I used to fit in teacups… now I own the house.

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Smart Cats

Kitten: ‘Everything is a toy!’ Adult cat: ‘Everything is my throne.’

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Smart Cats

As a kitten, I was cute. Now? I’m powerful.

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Smart Cats

Kitten energy: 100%. Adult cat energy: ‘Where’s my nap spot?

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Smart Cats

Kitten: ‘Play with me!’ Adult cat: ‘I am playing… with your sanity.

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Smart Cats

I’m not judging you… but I am disappointed.

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Smart Cats

If a door is closed… does it really exist?

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Smart Cats

I don’t chase shadows… I hunt the void.

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Smart Cats

Am I on the cat tree or is the cat tree me?

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Smart Cats

I stare at walls to communicate with the other side.

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Smart Cats

I could use the scratching post… but the couch is right here.

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Smart Cats

I tested gravity for you. You’re welcome.

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Smart Cats

I supervise your work… by napping on your desk.

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Smart Cats

I brought you a hairball. It’s art.

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Smart Cats

I ‘help’ by sitting on your laptop. My fee? Treats.