After all, all you have is yourself.

23|finland|sleeping and social media|hockey

[renee-lemaire]

Olli Määttä & Ville Pokka pregame.

iihf worlds 2021

[catriy]

Guess who’s gonna be playing iihf worlds 2023 and who’s going to the games!!!! 😍

[vigilanteshit]

Cheesin’ (3/24/22)

[sirfishfucker]

Olli Määttä

Kings’ season finale - 5.13.21

[sirfishfucker]

Olli Määttä in the LA Kings’ reverse retro jersey.

Blues vs. Kings – 3.17.21

[hockeyheart]

just remembered it’s April 1st, haha.

[pensfan4lfe2]

Then&Now || Olli Maatta

[0iqgremlin]

[kirill-kaprizovs-curls]

[cowboy]

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

[cowboy]

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

[quinintheclouds]

you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

[headspace-hotel]

is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

[ankewehner]

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

[headspace-hotel]

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

[day-time-dream]

where is the raccoon getting the heart

[cowboy]

don't worry about it

[roboco-san]

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

[curlyfried]

Don’t forget this special feature: at the same time hating when people tell you what to do

[blue--folder]

Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

the thrilling sequel

[perpetually-anxious]

Not a hockey blog, but I had to.

[casuallylawyering]

This thread is hilarious

[casuallylawyering]

[shatteredlenstx]

Olli Maatta   11.23.19

[theroopetomyhintz]

Happiest birthday to one and only Teuvo Teräväinen ❤️ I will always love you and you are biggest part of my life ❤️ You also will always be my first fave hockey player ❤️ Lot of love for you ❤️

[jakeoettinger]

The Finnish goal call of Joel Kiviranta’s hat trick goal. Coincidentally, this is exactly what I sounded like as well. 

[exyrpf]

For everyone ready to hop on the Dallas train after the Canucks loss, the keys to being a stars fan:

Step one - lower your expectations

Step two - be disappointed anyway

Step three - euphoria when they stop disappointing you

(step three is not always present but step one and two are)(love those yeehaw fuckos)

Bonus info - PP sucks, coach sucks, unnecessary penalties suck, coach sucks. Must love goalies and Finns.