Cat Scratch Fever

Tired.

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The temperature has been in the 20s all week - is it too soon to complain that it's too hot?

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So. What is Season 9 of Drag Race? Other than disappointing.

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I could have all the coping strategies in the world but sometimes watching RuPaul and getting Tuesday night drunk is the only option.

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I'm at an age where almost everyone I know is married or getting married. Watching all this unfold via social media and office gossip, at this point I'd rather pluck out my eyes than willingly get married. No, I don't want to go to your hen do. No, I don't care for 500 pictures of your wedding dress, no I will not celebrate something that will end in divorce within the next 5 to 10 years. Leave me alone in my fortress of skepticism and misery.

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I was on the bus listening to My Dad Wrote a Porno which makes me ugly-laugh out loud approximately every 6 seconds. My body language when on public transport is quite clearly closed - big headphones, sunglasses, crossed arms, looking anywhere but at other passengers. So OF COURSE a man taps me on the shoulder and wants to ask me what I'm listening to. I explain, reluctantly and making a big deal of pausing the podcast, removing my headphones etc. Turns out the guy is appalled, asks if he can pray for me, tells me that to have real joy in my life I need to invite the lord into my heart, tells me I don't need "comedy that you shouldn't listen to", keeps trying to touch my HANDS... I've never lost my shit so quickly and publicly, to the point that I realised I need to come back to this godforsaken place to talk about these kinds of things otherwise I might just straight murder someone.

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I just realised where Kylo got his name from:

Ky = sKYwalker

Lo = soLO

Ren = literally just his birth name with an R

which means that when he was choosing his super scary Dark Lord name, he just mashed up the surnames of the most positive figures in his life. poor sod can’t even evil right

[taiey]

literally a ‘what is your star wars name’ meme

[paxbe]

2nd two letters of your mother’s last name Last two letters of your father’s last name

1st three letters of your name but with an R

[new-boot-goofin-deactivated2018]

Igon Rel

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Vaht Rho.

[selkieboy-deactivated20170607]

Onss Ryl

[officialrichardnixon]

Ofan ryl

[traitor]

Riia Ril

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

Ouou Rat

[aplague0fbitches-deactivated201]

Cold Rli

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Pave Rat

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I've not been on here in an age but I have nowhere else to share this so... I did a talk today on gender inequality and afterwards a guy mansplained equality to me using the phrases, "not all men", "as a liberal man", and "what about the men". Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my brain.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

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Picked up the keys 🏡💑❤

[davisanthony]

[beverlyjean]

Oh. My god

[deactivated6022607-deactivated2]

F UCK OFF OMG

[expensivetastexox]

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[ibadbitch]

Bitch yas!!!!!! What brand is this??

[ambarnuit-deactivated20190908]

👀 we need to know

[cortney-deactivated20161127]

why do y'all do this and not include the brand smh

[jifewjfiojiowjwe-deactivated201]

http://www.beautybakerie.com and @beautybakeriemakeup on IG

[ambarnuit-deactivated20190908]

Gracias! 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[channelcarter]

The CEO is a breast cancer survivor, single mother, and black woman with an amazing story. Her name is Cashmere Nicole.

[locdup22]

Black Owned Tho? Can’t skip this. Reblogging for my sistas!!

[nine-touched]

@theravenmother

[beanerbrujx]

I bought these products and honestly they’re amazing, you can eat, kiss, drink, pretty much do anything and this shit doesn’t fade. Everyone go buy from her, she’s amazing

[aplague0fbitches-deactivated201]

Piss off fuckboys while supporting black businesses.

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[thatdiva]

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We had such a good weekend, so much fun! We barely slept (thanks, Travelodge, you're shit) and we've spent today half-heartedly doing some housework but mostly lounging on the sofa together, being lazy ❤ (at ExCeL London)

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Also the Shore Troopers, the detail on the armour and accessories was so good. I'm really excited for the film! (at ExCeL London)

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At Star Wars Celebration Europe we got to see costumes from the new Rogue One film - I was particularly excited about the Death Trooper armour. So shiny! (at ExCeL London)

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AT-AT at @starwarscelebration yesterday. It’s been such a good weekend. (at Star Wars Celebration Europe 2016)