All of time and space everything that ever happened or ever will

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[taiey]

why is smileyy telling pili that bacon is 'a heartthrob' (he was telling bacon 'for years' to cut his hair and grow a beard)

[pen-emue]

How-to: Lifesteal World Infume

1. Get married to your beloved boyfriend

2. Murder a bunch of people at your own wedding

4. Join a fight to rescue your new husband from the consequences of your actions

5. Get murdered

6. Flirt with the guy who murdered you and get called baby boy by him

7. Profit??? Maybe??? Unclear

[taiey]

oh man, mewdew was grinding offstream and just got killed by an anonymous invis player again. aaaah :V

ok it was jojo. well i feel a little better about that, but. man. second time today getting dropped by completely invis completely silent players 😔

[roach-on-fire]

Kaboodle²

[taiey]

...zam was wearing her solar union skin today, but then she switched, to yersterday's eclipse skin, to go visit vitalasy after he died twice in case vi needed saving/avenging..

[taiey]

here is an additional Clip for you :)

[taiey]

SuperGameSomeoneAdmin told Loppezz how to file a ticket regarding Ashswagg Naked Killing Her Twice on day 1 and now Super is stressing about how many absurd bribes he's been offered on his first admining-a-server-like-this, and giving her belated legal advice about her court case against Theo <3

[taiey]

Ghostiefruit would rather take fights and die than not take fights, and is annoyed by her teammates not taking fights and giving gear back after and not helping her grind gear/hearts, and so she is plotting to betray them to Ferre. :o ...her teammates as in Taejon and Epaxial. the gingerbread house guys.. who are also building an arrow cannon hoping to kill Ferre, right now 🤣

relatedly i now want ghostiefruit in lifesteal real,

[taiey]

Two separate people so far have brought up Taejon as someone who would/have killed them and then I click on his stream and he is Literally Building A Gingerbread House 😤

oh ok now he's going to build an arrow cannon xD but like. to kill ferre! and obviously the gingerbread house was first priority...

[semifontos]

Twirps? Is on 15??? He crafted a bunch of hearts, gave it to Spongs, then farmed him?

[semifontos]

Zam finds this honorable, and said she doesn't mind a little corruption when Twirps feared she would be against it based on her history with exploits

[taiey]

heart inflation is BAD

unless twirps does it ♥♥♥

[taiey]

vitalasy burned himself to death (to cleanse himself of. a certain fountain,) but mew got the heart and now he is begging for it back to the point of claiming he won't breathe until he gets it back </3

..TWO INVIS PLAYERS SHOWED UP AND KILLED THEM BOTH??

[skims thru streams] huh, it was saparate and kyleeff >:o ! (those two are now both on 11 hearts)

[taiey]

...zam was wearing her solar union skin today, but then she switched, to yersterday's eclipse skin, to go visit vitalasy after he died twice in case vi needed saving/avenging..

[taiey]

:( for the record mewdew was genuinely sorry about killing vitalasy and wanted to give his armour back for like. good reasons not to kill him again okay, 🥺

[anantmakingart]

so i moved to a new town hoping to make some friends and bc i needed a break from all the killing and violence, and i shit you not, the mayor is a goddamn polar bear. wtf.

[candidphone]

NEW LIFESTEAL DUO!!!! Idk what lsblr etiquette is i hope tagging is sufficient...

My first thought for what their duo name could be was wainduo, after louis wain, since smiley + cat made me think of the painting I referenced for this :)) and also at least in pilis chat everyone seems to adore both of em so it's fitting!

[kqluckity]

lifestealers want to fuck the orbital strike cannon so bad... they're addicted to them

[taiey]

"average lifestealer builds 1 orbital strike cannon per season" factoid actually just statistical error. orbitals dtowncat,

[taiey]

smileyy is building a gold farm and sb737 is building a gold farm and twirps is not streaming but said he was going to build a gold farm tonight and only_a_squid is online alone for a long time and kainomore the admin said about sb's gold farm that "some people are even crazier than you" and in conclusion by my estimates there are at least three and perhaps four or even five gold farms being built simultaneously this night/morning/timezone 🤣

[taiey]

i love this small pathetic /endearing white boy (he fell into lava lakes multiple times bringing pili food to save him from hoglins ♥) https://www.twitch.tv/smileyyyylive/clip/CovertFriendlySquidPhilosoraptor-iCyaDyq-fUidIZCa

the delivery was a success— https://www.twitch.tv/smileyyyylive/clip/CovertFriendlySquidPhilosoraptor-iCyaDyq-fUidIZCa

they share hobbies. (falling into lava </3) https://www.twitch.tv/smileyyyylive/clip/SlickDignifiedPelicanFunRun-VaKYpX4NgaFrb7ni

(pili is going to find turtle eggs with smileyy for his gold farm. and help him build it. :D)