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[candidphone]

NEW LIFESTEAL DUO!!!! Idk what lsblr etiquette is i hope tagging is sufficient...

My first thought for what their duo name could be was wainduo, after louis wain, since smiley + cat made me think of the painting I referenced for this :)) and also at least in pilis chat everyone seems to adore both of em so it's fitting!

[kqluckity]

lifestealers want to fuck the orbital strike cannon so bad... they're addicted to them

[taiey]

"average lifestealer builds 1 orbital strike cannon per season" factoid actually just statistical error. orbitals dtowncat,

[taiey]

smileyy is building a gold farm and sb737 is building a gold farm and twirps is not streaming but said he was going to build a gold farm tonight and only_a_squid is online alone for a long time and kainomore the admin said about sb's gold farm that "some people are even crazier than you" and in conclusion by my estimates there are at least three and perhaps four or even five gold farms being built simultaneously this night/morning/timezone 🤣

[taiey]

i love this small pathetic /endearing white boy (he fell into lava lakes multiple times bringing pili food to save him from hoglins ♥) https://www.twitch.tv/smileyyyylive/clip/CovertFriendlySquidPhilosoraptor-iCyaDyq-fUidIZCa

the delivery was a success— https://www.twitch.tv/smileyyyylive/clip/CovertFriendlySquidPhilosoraptor-iCyaDyq-fUidIZCa

they share hobbies. (falling into lava </3) https://www.twitch.tv/smileyyyylive/clip/SlickDignifiedPelicanFunRun-VaKYpX4NgaFrb7ni

(pili is going to find turtle eggs with smileyy for his gold farm. and help him build it. :D)

[something-sillier]

Apply juice

[deerdogs]

talking about lukey dying to ro and zam

P: You sound so upset right now, I'm gonna be honest L: I am! Dude, I'm like- I wanna win, and I'm- I'm gutted that I've been killed this early V: So this is how you do it- You gotta grind overnight, or- Whenever you wake up everyone's gonna be asleep, you grind the hell out- L: Yes! V: And then you kill the next person that h- That you wanna.. that pisses you off L: ...Zam or Ro, like P: 'poor lukey's first lifesteal experience', yeah bro L: (Laughs) Like- P: I mean I- I think it's- I find it very hilarious L: (Laughs) I'm glad... P: But like- I'm loving this-this-this.. this anger, this... L: I'm actually locked in P: The- The way you're upset about how they... are just, shamelessly killing people, and you could never see yourself do that. V: But you're gonna have to. If you wanna live.

[taiey]

Smileyy was stuck in vc with Pangili for so long he messaged MiniMuka (SB's mod-friend-etc) to pretend to be in a relationship with him, "because they're doing it to me". 🤣

[cogmented]

[taiey]

Twirps read this tweet out on stream and Zam said it was correct. 🤭

[taiey]

princezam/twirps team? 🥺 they have bonded over being betrayed (yungy left twirps for mugm&only_squid, smiley spent an hour playing allies then killed zam) i don't think twirps believes this is going to happen...

LOL yungy's team got split up because they were told ahead of time you could only have 2 strong players on a team, and then called Twirps like heyyy friends!!! no. no, he has left twirps too many times

aww, twirps think yungy will just go straight to finding a new teammate, but actually that's yungy's chat going minute? woogie? yungy is determined that he has to make it up to twirps somehow 🥺

[taiey]

Pili Dtowncat dragging villagers to mountaintops to make a nonsecret nonunderground base that hopefully won't get found immediately, meanwhile Yungy Mugm and Only_Squid are maxing their gear with their totally temporary cured villager trading hall in a hole in a cave. >.>

(Hannah's team's base is mmostly underground but the entrance is visible ok,,)

[taiey]

it took sunweaver 1 day to team-up against an evil megateam btw 😌

oh man vitalasy killed zam TWICE 💞

shandrea died in the nether and got stuck there trying to rescue her stuff for like an hour on 2 hearts until loppezz rescued her but they both died

and then shan kinda built back up but died to a piglin and loppez got spawnkilled several times and now she's on— :o thanks jumper for giving loppy a heart 🥺 girl squad 🥺 (jumper, tina, cookie emma, +loppez??) they want to put men on The Skillet 🤔

jojo and mewdew are just fine when i check in on them... pili's team is in the trenches, gosh...

three heart cult spreads...

[sirinoya]

with lifesteal world coming up realll soon, i went and cranked out a (mobile-friendly!) directory for it. i’ll be listing out every stream, from every streamer, and i hopefully will also be uploading the streams to youtube day-of. stars (✦) will be hyperlinked to the streamer’s twitch vod, and later updated to youtube. i’ve also archived and listed any pre-lsw streams. come check it out ^_^

Lifesteal World Directory

Lifesteal World Directory

[leafatlaw]

"I cant be wrong"

Thinking about,, betrayal. Specifically sunkiss betrayal because 'betrayal on lifesteal' is not something I can even speak on with certainty.

But okay so Derap betrays and its with words, both to himself and others. Its information, its the selling of locations and things that end in deaths, but he never gets his own hands dirt. On one level its practical, Deraps not a good fighter, one of the worst on the server (even if we blame the ping issue). But on another level... its the only way Derap 'can' betray. The way he justifies it to himself, the way its not his fault, the way he is still innocent and a victim of it all. Because although Derap doesnt care about if hes a good person or not, he still doesnt want to be a bad person. He wants to be morally superior to others, even if on the scale hes only B tier.

[taiey]

He doesn't tell them about the traps Zam built to run away through. He doesn't tell them about the base under Vitalasy's house. What he tells them anti-information, anti-location, anti-death: that Zam isn't using a base they already know about, which is false, which—that little kid saved your life.

He claims his only intentions to concretely betray would have been to give Jepexx or Bacon hearts if Atlas had ever killed them; making himself a mirror, as ever. (No banned players to revive.) No deaths. (Just Woogie's, and Manepear's...)

It's Derapchu. It's sunkissed. He swallowed all his resentment about Bacon and Balance to be the perfect supportive teammate who's not even allowed to be explicitly making choices based on what Zam wants and it oozed out in deranged shooting himself in the foot trying to 'teach her' how it feels to be betrayed by your teammate giving hearts to your enemies—though honestly watching how Zam handled Bing and Vitals, I can't really argue it didn't work.

[ashbedrawin]

Jumperwho fanart from like two weeks ago lwky.. 🎀🐰

[simplyfeather7]

HOLY TEAM OF THE CENTURY

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[hapyy-dae]

Cute apple gal