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Screw tradition,

Make the man walk down the isle

#wedding #traditional wedding #nontrad wedding #nontraditional #nontraditional wedding #vintage men #woman power #make the little man uncomfortable and stare too long at him

“Let’s go for a drive”

*proceeds to sit in the turned off car and talk*

99.99% of the time I just run on red bull and spite

Life really 🦆ed around and made me find out

Because who else??

Ayo if anyone knows where to get good motorcycle kits for females like helmets and jackets and gloves lemme know😩

When a man says he understands the way guys think about women and understands what those guys want from women just because he's *also* a guy, just means that he's absolutely no better than any of them and has the same damn thoughts and if that doesn't scare you I don't know what will

Like this applies particularly to when you're (a female) in a party scene situation, and if you're drunk and your male friend or relative scolds you for having too much to drink and saying that he knows what other men are thinking because he's also a guy, I'm sorry but I would never see him in the same light ever again.

#men are exhausting #this is why men scare me #not all men but some #please stay safe

Dudes I'm gonna go back to my psychologist like "what's up, I got tattoos instead because you didn’t help me when I needed help just because you wanted money when I turned 18"

#literally just help me when I ask?#like what is wrong with you?#17 year old me is punching the air rn #tattoos #tattoo therapy

Life tip is that if you don't have enough space on your computer or laptop, go and delete any of those emails taking up space

#I literally want to throw my laptop #please I just wanna download another sims pack #please work #sims 3 pets #any other tips would be very appreciated #thank you

How do you politely tell someone to call you baby without calling you baby or a baby

#or any other pet name please #I beg I need the feeling of validation #I would cry to be hugged also #I think I need attention

Wow throwback to that time my fucking English teacher told me "whisper shouting" wasn't a thing and was to contradicting to work

#stupid English teacher #like have you really never been in an intense conversation or argument under quiet conditions #can't believe you had children

I'm in a constant state of totally hating myself and wanting to disappear for a while

I may not be in cronich pain, but I am in constant pain

#I'm in a constant state of pain #not in danger just done with it #literally my arm is in pain

Like what do you want me to do? Kneel down for you? Because lmfao bitch I just might if I like you enough :3

#please #I'm only gonna like you if you're an anime boy or a toxic boy #or maybe just be a hot toxic person into anime #we stan all the people here #honestly bisexuals should take over #my struggle is choosing

Want some toast???? Have some fricking toast you beautiful being you deserve it <3

*insert screaming*

People really do be having the mother fricking audacity.

#done #i'm done #idk what to tag this as #why do people do this #why do people suck #lmao this is a joke #but seriously #they annoy me

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