This Wonderful World.

[badjokesbyjeff]

COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously

A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he’d won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.

[quousque]

JEFF

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy New Year!

[rocktheholygrail]

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby shampoo

[mousenemy]

Where else can i get sentences like this

[andthenyourealizethat]

when a centaur needs to go faster he slaps his own ass

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

delete this

[tamamita]

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

[pokemaster7]

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

[tamamita]

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

[inner]

Dear person reading this, 

      You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity. So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.

[notkatniss]

I think about this tweet every single time I see this advertisement

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebootydiaries]

me: im gonna diet & eat so healthy honestly this summer is gonna be life changing health is a lifestyle #blessed

wendy’s: 2 burgers for $2

me:

[dinuguan]

[tellyjpg]

yo

[killamunkey-deactivated20190308]

More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face

[thahalfrican]

lmaooo

[7mangoes]

they looked at each other like, this bitch 😂

[allerasphinx]

I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.

[yinx1]

SNORT

[liberalsarecool]

Trump will earn the highest unemployment rate in US history, as well.

[savingskin]

also longest government shutdown in history !! in case we forgot !! lost the popular vote by over three million votes !!

[romansroys]

[lesbianblackphillip]

[r2392]

😍😍😍

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[oooy]

Constant mood of life: Ray Holt

[erinsbreakfast]

America has a fucking gun problem and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking moron

[myriaddiscourse]

It’s not that we have a gun problem, it’s that we have a violence and mentally ill problem.

[worldwariotwo]

no, you have a gun problem. Every country has violent and mentally ill people but these things don’t happen in any other country at anywhere near the frequency and deadly-ness

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[catrad0rable]

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

[transcrowleyy]

this has layers, man