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Zac, 21, Australia | Instagram: zacstevenson

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

[shootamanwithafish]

When the conversation with your mutual starts getting spicy

[paradiselive56]

[queersamus]

jean grey is SHAKING in her knockoff louboutins

[dalermessi]

i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif

i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants

[nutsacktorturer]

she’s been dead for 10 years

[gutterbaby]

Wig

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[ordurebizarre-deactivated201901]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[rarestandfairest-deactivated201]

I remember when I found out other people chop off the tops of strawberries. I was getting stoned with a bunch of older kids and popped a whole strawberry, top and all, in my mouth. And everyone started laughing and ragging on me for being so high i ate the whole strawberry and I just had to go with it and pretend like I hadn’t eaten every single strawberry of my life like that

[hypersexualsportswear]

[helloitsbees]

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

[oppa-homeless-style]

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

[taelor-swift]

[luisonte]

[atlas-prime]

This feels illegal

[jdididydog]

I hope this email sucks you off

[borderline-artistic]

[existential-error]

The fact that they drew a penis on the tracking map before getting stuck in the canal is the same energy as this tweet

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

[everythingstarstuff]

[pandalavalamp]

Biden’s dog Major attacking a White House staff member March 2021 colorised

[femcassidy]

Christians didn’t do that...

bruh

[eldriitchmurmurs]

i dont even know what this is about but yes they did