life is too short and love is too long

[catrad0rable]

a child's plea

[gloww0rms]

this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent

[starrynet]

[taylornprice]

thickleaf yerba santa

[chillyfeetsteak]

my mom told me this story tonight about my grandfather. she said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"

[leftbooblover]

"It was the morning of the third day in a universe without her cavalier"

[dogpuppy]

[littleguysdaily]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[animentality]

[ayinnimaakii]

[lycaniums-room]

Self-fulfilling prophecy

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op’s cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP’s cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[bogleech]

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

[tanuki-pyon]

Moldy forest cat

[gothicprep]

i’m happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

[loveridden1999]

i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

[loveridden1999]

what the fuck man

[velinxi]

Jayvik Dnd AU

[hyydraworks]

Something about little guys, packed up for travellin' 🤌

[squiddleward-deactivated2019060]

what the fuck

[beatcroc]

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell

[eldermindless]

[lightning-and-lavender-fire]

OH MY GOD

THE REASON THE YELLOW HEART IS SHADED THAT WAY IS BECAUSE OF FUCKING HERALDRY HATCHING ISN’T IT

FUCK YEAH AUTISM LET’S GOOOO

[apatheticlexicographer]

big if true

[arkatrine]

@spaghetti-aldente

[maezanilla]

Our most beloved Reverend Daughter 💀

[maruneia]

Sundered sky