You can use your soft pretzels to murder someone....I think.
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@cattheblogger
You can use your soft pretzels to murder someone....I think.
"Charlie," she said with a small smile. "It’s nice to meet you Catherine."
"So, do you always see people fail when they trip? Like do they usually end up planting their butts on the ground?"
A bottle of water or of alcohol?
Water because alcohol will just drain the electrolytes out of you even more. Do you think you can eat?
"Well, if you wanted to be alone you could also just say that."
"It's fine Vera really. You can have the seat, besides there's no where else to sit anymore."
"Understandable. What if I make myself very tiny and not say a peep over here in the corner of the table? Then can I stay? Its just, I can eat over here next to you, a sane looking person, or I could go sit by the weirdo over there thats muttering to himself or the girl that has sneezed four times since I sat down and I’m pretty sure she’s got the plague and I’d rather avoid that."
"You can have the seat because you don't seem like a table hogger in any way and I really like the color of your lipstick actually. What color is it? And yes stay away from that weirdo, I've been watching him for the past hour or so and he seems really off."
"It is? Bed hair seems to work for me, then?" The first chuckle that had escaped his throat in days now surfaced, and it felt strange. "Oh, ouch. Welcome to my life. Sleepless nights and torturous days. But that’s why we have coffee.”
"Well, on you is looks absolutely smashing Christian." She joked, grinning even wider when she heard him chuckle, causing her to clap her hands together in glee. "Hey! Am I great or what? I just made you chuckle! I should get a reward for this!" Nodding her head in commiseration, Catherine sipped at her drink before replying. "Coffee is nectar from the gods, and I'm not talking about that pumpkin latte mojo that's going on now."
Maybe. I think next time I’ll just ignore all of them and if they make a mistake let it be. They’re not my responsibility.
That's a very logical move to make, you'd be just exerting more effort than you needed if you were to bother with them.
He does like pirates an awful lot. I do tend to buy him a pirate related toy every time we go shopping.
Oh well, I can see a huge possibility for him to be a pirate again for Halloween, would it be the same pirate as last year or a different one at least?
"Uh…. No? I like this seat"
"Well then, lets both meet her together then."
"Sadly, I don’t live in Vox, so I guess the doorman is out of the question."
"Hmm, you could possibly have a stalker of sorts in your hands, I don't know, I might be just blowing this out of proportion here."
Absolutely… not.
And you're just telling me that to be contrary aren't you?
Xander blinked at the girl a few times before shrugging. “I don’t kno-” He winced when he heard his daughter crying on the monitor. “Hang on.” He got up and came back a few minutes later with the little girl in his arms. “How about something for her?” He said with a faint sniffle.
Cat wordlessly held out a box of tissues that she had snagged from her apartment and was surprised to see the baby in his arms, not that she should be surprised since he had hinted that it was possible for people to raise children on their own without a partner of sorts. "Well, we can do something pink if she likes that? Would Minnie Mouse be alright or maybe a pink bow?"
I enjoy it immensely, actually. The different people I get to meet and all the talent. It’s amazing. Nope, not just one genre. I think if I were to limit myself to one genre I would be missing out on a lot of things.
Can you play an instrument or sing yourself or do you focus on the business side only? That's true as well, guess that's why I was considering dabbling in another medium of art if I could find the time at least!
"Does anyway? I mean I’ve never looked so I really don’t know. Surprisingly? With my career choice they were. But the minute I told them Chlo’ was pregnant they essentially told me it was her or them".
"Very true, I’ll have to remember that. Cat you know I trust you with her, you really don’t need to ask me that".
"Ah, well I'm sorry that they aren't so encouraging when it came to that aspect of your life."
"I just thought that I should since you are her dad and I don't want you panicking or freaking out and calling me of a sudden y'know?"
"No, actually. I rather like this seat."
"Keep it then, I was telling that hypothetical situation to that weirdo over there anyways."
"No way! I’d grab my phone and take selfies with the Queen, how cool would that be? Would you want me to leave so you have her all to yourself?"
"Nah, it was just a joke Lyv's. Besides, I think I'd be too busy cowering in my seat or trying not to reach over and stroke her hair to see if it was real so I might need you with me alright."
"Some adults do. Yet I classify those as the young adults who are still getting a hang of what exactly adulthood is. I mean sure it is ok to cry but about people who you don’t even know? Yeah don’t cry about them."
"Can I just applaud you right now? I love how you're eloquently wording everything that I've been wanting to say for so long, but alas, I am cursed with a lack of eloquence."