bang bang.

catherine. 23. texas

[wishingskiesofbllue-deactivated]

[gummistarr-ainthere]

So I got this for Christmas.

And my mom has a habit of judging books by their cover, so she thought it’s some sort of a philosophical autobiography.

She took it from me a few minutes ago, saying that she really wanted to read it.

Before I could explain what it was really about, she flips it to this page:

She just closed it, gave it back to me, and slowly left my room.

I’m dying.

[pleatedjeans]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

The dogs face is like ‘yeah that’s right hoe, he with me now, I’m in YOUR spot, sleeping in YOUR bed, with YOUR man. And there’s nothing you can do about it.’

[dntgetmad]

True definition of a side bitch

[bust-down-memeiana]

😂😂😂 y'all childish

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

And the little wave too 😂

[clovvenhoof]

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

[samandriel]

[internetastronaut]

finally something to match my soul

[hektikk]

If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing out of it, it would just appear as though there was a photoshopped hole where your clothing is.

[cosmic-aria]

finally i can become the void

[noora157]

[tyrionlannisters-deactivated201]

I love this stupid show so much

[thymegatampon-deactivated202008]

[degenerossi]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

this is my most reblogged post this isn’t how I want to be remembered

[nock-out]

#IllClinton

[nyceonedude]

Best thing I’ve seen all day

[maya-no]

The white hoes

[prematurequeef-deactivated20250]

I died

[stillgamingcuh-deactivated20160]

Lmao I’d listen. Not buy but download it hell yea

[willenniuumm]

Electoral Tokes

[shinewithshanice-deactivated201]

FT. 2 TERMZ LMFAO

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

“impeach me” im dying

[jbaby]

[stunningpicture]

[cattt-attack-blog]

coooool

[shewillfeatdrake]

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

[socialist-sunflower-deactivated]

 there’s a tool for that

[gracefullikeagazelle]

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

[suicidalpariah]

“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”

[thatstupidamerican]

“I’m so hungry I could eat a small child”

[jaaahas]

I’m surprised how fast this post went from measuring pasta to cannibalism.

[besttblrbits]

how much is car insurance

[undersstand]

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

[roomvibes]

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

[undersstand]

my childhood….gone…..

[localfauna]

Where the fuck did that gif come from

[official-nepeta]

The lion king bloopers

[words-of-emotion]

[realitytvshow]

[cattt-attack-blog]

lmaooooooo

[lacloserie]