heaven yea

connoisseur of many things | 25 | she/her

[fidelcostco]

[twelvemonkeyswere]

not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

firing this cunt out of a sling hard enough to dent a knights steel helmet

[toointojoelmiller]

better than drugs

[bouncinghedgehog-deactivated202]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

[longshrimp]

Prev. Prev don't leave this in tags the people should know

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[neon-slime]

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

[grox]

[communismlives]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation

[sleepy-bebby]

[intertexts]

rigging & power lines r like siblings i think.

[intertexts]

these r like brothers to me.

[1anonyymous1]

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

[unbotheredmuse]

[wizard0rb]

anyone can be a girlboss but it takes a real woman to be a deadbeat dad

[howtobleachyourhair]

Crowd strike (2024)

[xanaxfarts]

Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

[weaver-z]

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

[rockshitty]

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

[weaver-z]

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

[explorerrowan]

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

He was the officiator

[explorerrowan]

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

[cipheramnesia]

Oh my god they were moon mates.

[themoonwheniamlost]

THEY WERE MOON MATES

[i-want-my-iwtv]

[atherflame-theconcubus]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame this feels like it’s older than it actually is

[acelessthan3]

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

[dhegdheer]

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.