[kabaks]

my entire approach to cooking summed up in a single maxim

[catzbloom]

{Hale pack with Derek}

Hale Pack: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Derek: We have food at home

Hale Pack: Awww

-

{Hale pack with Peter}

Hale Pack: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Peter: [Pulls into the drive through]

Hale Pack: [Cheering]

Peter: One black coffee please

-

{Hale Pack with Stiles}

Hale Pack: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Stiles: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

[catsbeaversandducks]

By ぢゅのねことしあわせ

[copperbadge]

If public transit were crowded with soft squishy cats I would arrive at work every day far less enraged. 

[allteenwolf-shipits]

Imagine Stiles getting thrown into the past, but constantly forgetting to change how he talks and just ends up walking away in an awkward silence.

Stiles: *sees Peter for the first time* your uncle has a lot of BDE

Derek: What?

Stiles: You know, BDE…big dick energy.

Derek: What the hell is wrong with you?

-

Stiles: *finds a dead body in the preserve* big mood.

Literally anyone: What

-

Stiles: this is so sad, Alexa play Despacito.

Peter: What did you say?

Stiles: it’s- it’s a spell…

[midnightjellys]

What is your ultimate fantasy?

Financial stability.

[frqnkie-deactivated20171202]

my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk

[mainbstaysgold]

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

[saracate]

this video nourishes me

[shesnake]

straight vampires are so unrealistic

[shesnake]

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

[babbydriver]

she’s so compelling..I FELT every twist and turn of this monologue

[sixpenceee]

This is a baby bison.

[doeofdevotion]

i decided i was going to make my bed and was curious how long it would take for boo to leave

so i begin. here we see boo, my nearly 1 year old farting machine, in his natural habitat. this creature cannot be pissed to do anything. 

so i take everything off and start straightening my blankets. as you can see, boo hasn’t so much as glanced in my direction. he’s fucking rude.

ah, you say. he left! he had it with me disturbing him while he tried to sleep.

but you are wrong my friend.

because boo doesn’t give one fried fuck.

[ryanjamesyezak]

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

“Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides.”

[carlyisaround-deactivated201406]

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

[gingah-ninjah]

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd this is too fantastic for words.

[bob-belcher]

i feel so called out

[theshittyfoodblog]

Wine glass full of Mac and cheese garnished with two dinosaur chicken nuggets.

[gallusrostromegalus]

What a fucking mood though.

[jehovahhthickness]

[pigonaphone]

The biggest dick energy

[markruffalo]

me voting in 2016 vs me voting in 2018

[accurate-incorrect-marvel-quotes]

1.) True as frick

2.) I don’t think there’s anything funnier than Mark Ruffalo making a meme of himself like what an icon

[effervescentbi]

steve rogers is a lot smarter than people give him credit for

[glumshoe]

Lyft driver: “Your name, is Slavic? Me too. Bulgarian. I drive fast for you, brother.”

[glumshoe]

Now he’s waxing philosophical about the Ottoman Empire, imperialism, and human nature. “Humans? We are the most dangerous animal. Other animals, they kill when they need to. We kill when we think we need to. It is not the same.”

[glumshoe]

He just monologued about climate change and the military industrial complex, and the difficulty of having a Balkan identity when every Balkan country changes hands “every twenty years”. “Our history is getting swallowed by the biggest fish, and that fish getting swallowed by the next biggest fish, and so on.”

[glumshoe]

He had so many more gems. We compared family names, realized that his daughter shares my grandfather’s name (the feminine version), and then he started talking about The Old Country. The city where he grew up had a population of 300, and the population of his whole country could fit inside Chicago. He came here twenty years ago seeking a better life, but “everything in America is too big, the cars, the problems, the inequality”. He pointed to his phone and called it “stupid little computer” that’s meant to control his life, not to improve it, and how the world is getting steadily worse and the little people can’t do anything about it. He told me to continue my studies so that I don’t grow up to work in the service industry and can instead try to stop the concentration of power into the hands of corrupt people. Then he shrugged and said, “But who knows? Can anyone do it? I don’t know if it’s possible.”

I tipped him 25%.

[imperatorkhaleesi]

You just met an Old God

@valkyriespalkyries

[somethingdnd]

some kind of ancient wizard who has knowledge to share if he thinks you deserve it