Mr. Telephone Man

Jeremy he/him

[borghest]

elephant commission wip

[mysharona1987]

[shikagemaru]

Lae'zel: "I fucking hate Vlaakith now!"

Shadowheart: "Wow. Finally realized she's in a cult. Good to see her come to her senses."

The entire rest of the party: "Yeah... about the whole cult thing..."

[huffylemon]

[horrorvampiricentity]

[stjohnstarling]

you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

[personalmephistopheles]

#hm. that sounds wrong but i dont know enough about catholics to say for sure [via @kirtlandswarbler]

[andromeda40002019]

[empress-of-dark2005]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

the goal is to have such an overly refined writing style that people can immediately tell you're a pervert

[kaijuno]

[memewhore]

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

[spider-shoes-archive]

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

[guerrillatech]

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

[synebluetoo]

Why would you hide that in the notes

[thatdisasterauthor]

I want an ice maker and enough room in the freezer for a pizza and that is IT.

[libraford]

I want the dumbest fridge you got. Gimme the orange tabby of refrigeration. I want my fridge to pull the wrong lever and turn my enemies into llamas instead of killing them. I want the following features: keeps things cold, has compartment that keeps things colder, a door that opens and shuts.

[sharknado-three]

[ID:

#I just want all my appliances to be himbos

#stupid. pretty. indestructible even with a tank

End ID.]]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sevenofboop]

The Bride and Groom

[teathattast]

[bevirspnsblmnt]

wyll is the only sane person in my party