100% Sirius

[caught-a-fallen-star]

Professional Problem Child

"they hate me for my sexy vibes and stellar personality. maybe the killings too but that seems unlikely"

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call me sirius 🤘

the man behind the counter at the Vinyl Destination record shop and number one David Bowie fan

old friends:

my brother, regulus @drowned-at-last

evan rosier @roses-killing

pandora rosier @cute-but-deadly-rose

xeno lovegood @xeno-ware

gazelle @nightmaregazelle

new friends:

james @jf-potter

the one and only remus lupin @notquitemoony

marlene mckinnon @im-your-wild-girl

lily evans @lillies-and-heavens

mun is @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft

talk to @marauders-assassin-rp to join :)

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I think I am being bullied?

- @drowned-at-last

i saw that 🤘

by...yourself? crazy stuff. i dunno how that even happens

[drowned-at-last]

That’s so stupid

[caught-a-fallen-star]

it's certainly something lolll

you beating his ass for it? he sounds like a little bitch

well...more of a little bitch than you normally are :)

[drowned-at-last]

I am beating his arse

[caught-a-fallen-star]

GOOD

i’m tryna be nice cos like he’s alt universe you but damn that kid’s mean. shit

[drowned-at-last]

Do not be nice. Fucking kill that brat or something. He pisses me off, Sirius

[caught-a-fallen-star]

trueeeeeee but like

he’s still kinda you? :(

you know me, i’m a softy i don’t wanna be mean to you

[drowned-at-last]

I am telling you to be mean to me

[caught-a-fallen-star]

maybeeeeeee

if i'm feeling malicious maybe i will

but! i have a date with remus so i probably won't :)

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I think I am being bullied?

- @drowned-at-last

i saw that 🤘

by...yourself? crazy stuff. i dunno how that even happens

[drowned-at-last]

That’s so stupid

[caught-a-fallen-star]

it's certainly something lolll

you beating his ass for it? he sounds like a little bitch

well...more of a little bitch than you normally are :)

[drowned-at-last]

I am beating his arse

[caught-a-fallen-star]

GOOD

i’m tryna be nice cos like he’s alt universe you but damn that kid’s mean. shit

[drowned-at-last]

Do not be nice. Fucking kill that brat or something. He pisses me off, Sirius

[caught-a-fallen-star]

trueeeeeee but like

he’s still kinda you? :(

you know me, i’m a softy i don’t wanna be mean to you

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I think I am being bullied?

- @drowned-at-last

i saw that 🤘

by...yourself? crazy stuff. i dunno how that even happens

[drowned-at-last]

That’s so stupid

[caught-a-fallen-star]

it's certainly something lolll

you beating his ass for it? he sounds like a little bitch

well...more of a little bitch than you normally are :)

[reguluslamb]

listen here you fucking twink, dont talk shit when you look like frank n furter drawn from memory ;-;

[caught-a-fallen-star]

well damn i feel like maybe this kid doesn’t like me

[reguluslamb]

david bowie wouldn’t have liked you

[caught-a-fallen-star]

dude :(

[reguluslamb]

he would’ve liked ME.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

beg to differ mate, you’re kinda mean :/

but your opinions are your opinions other-reg and i respect that 🤘

[reguluslamb]

he would of found me hot

just call me reggie

[caught-a-fallen-star]

ha! maybe he would have

reggie :)

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I think I am being bullied?

- @drowned-at-last

i saw that 🤘

by...yourself? crazy stuff. i dunno how that even happens

[drowned-at-last]

That’s so stupid

[caught-a-fallen-star]

it's certainly something lolll

you beating his ass for it? he sounds like a little bitch

well...more of a little bitch than you normally are :)

[drowned-at-last]

I am beating his arse

[caught-a-fallen-star]

GOOD

i’m tryna be nice cos like he’s alt universe you but damn that kid’s mean. shit

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I think I am being bullied?

- @drowned-at-last

i saw that 🤘

by...yourself? crazy stuff. i dunno how that even happens

[drowned-at-last]

That’s so stupid

[caught-a-fallen-star]

it's certainly something lolll

you beating his ass for it? he sounds like a little bitch

well...more of a little bitch than you normally are :)

[reguluslamb]

listen here you fucking twink, dont talk shit when you look like frank n furter drawn from memory ;-;

[caught-a-fallen-star]

well damn i feel like maybe this kid doesn’t like me

[reguluslamb]

david bowie wouldn’t have liked you

[caught-a-fallen-star]

dude :(

[reguluslamb]

he would’ve liked ME.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

beg to differ mate, you’re kinda mean :/

but your opinions are your opinions other-reg and i respect that 🤘

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I think I am being bullied?

- @drowned-at-last

i saw that 🤘

by...yourself? crazy stuff. i dunno how that even happens

[drowned-at-last]

That’s so stupid

[caught-a-fallen-star]

it's certainly something lolll

you beating his ass for it? he sounds like a little bitch

well...more of a little bitch than you normally are :)

[reguluslamb]

listen here you fucking twink, dont talk shit when you look like frank n furter drawn from memory ;-;

[caught-a-fallen-star]

well damn i feel like maybe this kid doesn’t like me

[reguluslamb]

david bowie wouldn’t have liked you

[caught-a-fallen-star]

dude :(

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I think I am being bullied?

- @drowned-at-last

i saw that 🤘

by...yourself? crazy stuff. i dunno how that even happens

[drowned-at-last]

That’s so stupid

[caught-a-fallen-star]

it's certainly something lolll

you beating his ass for it? he sounds like a little bitch

well...more of a little bitch than you normally are :)

[reguluslamb]

listen here you fucking twink, dont talk shit when you look like frank n furter drawn from memory ;-;

[caught-a-fallen-star]

well damn i feel like maybe this kid doesn’t like me

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I think I am being bullied?

- @drowned-at-last

i saw that 🤘

by...yourself? crazy stuff. i dunno how that even happens

[drowned-at-last]

That’s so stupid

[caught-a-fallen-star]

it's certainly something lolll

you beating his ass for it? he sounds like a little bitch

well...more of a little bitch than you normally are :)

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I think I am being bullied?

- @drowned-at-last

i saw that 🤘

by...yourself? crazy stuff. i dunno how that even happens

[emotional-traffic-cone]

i wanna see a bunch of different roleplays of the same character interact. idc if it breaks rules, laws, galaxies, anything... @drowned-at-last @reguluslamb

[drowned-at-last]

What am I doing here?

[reguluslamb]

[drowned-at-last]

Better question: who the hell are you?

[reguluslamb]

iam regulus arcturus black the third ;-;

who is you boi

[drowned-at-last]

Simply Regulus will do for me. That is intriguing though

[reguluslamb]

can you torture this fucking cunt @jamespottrrofficial

[drowned-at-last]

Do you have payment? Because I am willing to do so

[reguluslamb]

yeah how much is it

[drowned-at-last]

I’d say a few tens of thousands.

[reguluslamb]

here you go

[drowned-at-last]

That doesn’t count

[reguluslamb]

Yes it does, im going to rip ur skin of with my toes if you dont take it.

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t believe you to be capable of such a feat

[reguluslamb]

i can, my toes can bend and i will drop kick you

[drowned-at-last]

That does nothing against me. You seem to not know who you are dealing with

[reguluslamb]

im not scared of a twink

[drowned-at-last]

How about a well trained assassin?

[reguluslamb]

im not scared of that either, stupid little muggle knifes cant do shit

[drowned-at-last]

Poisons can. Guns as well.

What the fuck is a muggle?

[drowned-at-last]

@jf-potter I’m sorry, but it is sort of true.

[jf-potter]

harsh

[drowned-at-last]

It may be, but it is also very true, James.

[jf-potter]

you called me pretty not even three minutes ago >:(

[drowned-at-last]

You are both, James. So pretty, yet so dumb.

[jf-potter]

james walks backwards and trips over a table

[drowned-at-last]

Shit- Don’t fall-

He reaches out to grab James

[jf-potter]

looks like i- he laughs -looks like i fell for you, sweetheart

[drowned-at-last]

He lets go of James. Nope, that was terrible

[jf-potter]

nah, it wasn't that bad

[drowned-at-last]

It was awful

[jf-potter]

hey :(

[drowned-at-last]

It was

[jf-potter]

yeah but it doesn't matter, because you still find me pretty. you said so.

[drowned-at-last]

It would be a lie to say you aren’t

[jf-potter]

oh-

[drowned-at-last]

What?

[jf-potter]

oh i-

[drowned-at-last]

Spit it out

[jf-potter]

you're so-

[drowned-at-last]

Spit it out, Jamie

[jf-potter]

james giggles

[drowned-at-last]

Say. It.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

REGGIE????

@jf-potter JAMES????

AUGH MY EYES WHAT THE F U C K????

[drowned-at-last]

Fuck off

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I WILL DO NO SUCH THING???

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????

[drowned-at-last]

Shut up, Sirius.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

excuse you??

my baby brother and my best friend are. like. dating or something??

and don't get me wrong i'm happy for you guys but my entire world view has just flipped upside down????

what the h e l l

[drowned-at-last]

We aren’t- I- Uh-

[caught-a-fallen-star]

"uh"???

so you're not dating???

just like???

what?? mutually interested??

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t know!

[caught-a-fallen-star]

i mean....did he not just call you 'swe-' ugh ew nope can't say it

he called you a pet name, i thought??

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t know, Sirius

[caught-a-fallen-star]

damn...

this is a weird fuckin situation

okay

well like. i'm not an expert on romance. like i've barely even managed to woo the bloke i'm in love with

but...i mean. does he make you happy? yano to be around?

[drowned-at-last]

I- Sirius, it’s complex.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

rightttttt

cos the whole supposed to kill him thing :/

[drowned-at-last]

Yes. Because of that.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

yikes yeah

that is. like. the definition of complex

[drowned-at-last]

I know!

[caught-a-fallen-star]

mhmm

soooo what're you gonna do about it?

and don't say 'die' 🫵

[drowned-at-last]

Drown.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

*he does like a loud obnoxious buzzer imitation noise*

wrong! that falls under dying ☝️

try again

[drowned-at-last]

Suffocate underwater for short periods of time

[caught-a-fallen-star]

wrrrrrrrong again!

c’mon i’ll give you one more try :)

“take my fate into my own hands, sirius! live my life how i want and don’t let anyone tell me what i can and can’t do, sirius!”

ding ding ding!!! weeee have a winner!

[drowned-at-last]

Shut the fuck up.

I’m stuck under our family

[caught-a-fallen-star]

yeaaahhhh and that does suck

but so was i, reg. and you know what? i got out!

sure i now have like. half our family on the hunt for me and i can’t talk to remus anymore cos i don’t want to drag him into this shit too

…

but besides that it’s awesome! and it wasn’t even that hard to do it just. like. dipped :/

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t wish to die by their hands.

I’ll get out at some point

[caught-a-fallen-star]

hey we got that in common 🤘

when is ‘at some point’ reg? james and i can help you get out now

[drowned-at-last]

At. Some. Point.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

but why not now??

[drowned-at-last]

Now is too risky

[caught-a-fallen-star]

right

er…why would that be?

[drowned-at-last]

Nothing.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

ooooookay?

soooo then…if there’s nothing…then can’t you just leave now?

[drowned-at-last]

No- It- It is complex

[caught-a-fallen-star]

riiiiiiight…

and…you’re going to tell my why so i can help. right?

[drowned-at-last]

No

[caught-a-fallen-star]

why not??

[drowned-at-last]

@jf-potter I’m sorry, but it is sort of true.

[jf-potter]

harsh

[drowned-at-last]

It may be, but it is also very true, James.

[jf-potter]

you called me pretty not even three minutes ago >:(

[drowned-at-last]

You are both, James. So pretty, yet so dumb.

[jf-potter]

james walks backwards and trips over a table

[drowned-at-last]

Shit- Don’t fall-

He reaches out to grab James

[jf-potter]

looks like i- he laughs -looks like i fell for you, sweetheart

[drowned-at-last]

He lets go of James. Nope, that was terrible

[jf-potter]

nah, it wasn't that bad

[drowned-at-last]

It was awful

[jf-potter]

hey :(

[drowned-at-last]

It was

[jf-potter]

yeah but it doesn't matter, because you still find me pretty. you said so.

[drowned-at-last]

It would be a lie to say you aren’t

[jf-potter]

oh-

[drowned-at-last]

What?

[jf-potter]

oh i-

[drowned-at-last]

Spit it out

[jf-potter]

you're so-

[drowned-at-last]

Spit it out, Jamie

[jf-potter]

james giggles

[drowned-at-last]

Say. It.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

REGGIE????

@jf-potter JAMES????

AUGH MY EYES WHAT THE F U C K????

[drowned-at-last]

Fuck off

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I WILL DO NO SUCH THING???

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????

[drowned-at-last]

Shut up, Sirius.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

excuse you??

my baby brother and my best friend are. like. dating or something??

and don't get me wrong i'm happy for you guys but my entire world view has just flipped upside down????

what the h e l l

[drowned-at-last]

We aren’t- I- Uh-

[caught-a-fallen-star]

"uh"???

so you're not dating???

just like???

what?? mutually interested??

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t know!

[caught-a-fallen-star]

i mean....did he not just call you 'swe-' ugh ew nope can't say it

he called you a pet name, i thought??

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t know, Sirius

[caught-a-fallen-star]

damn...

this is a weird fuckin situation

okay

well like. i'm not an expert on romance. like i've barely even managed to woo the bloke i'm in love with

but...i mean. does he make you happy? yano to be around?

[drowned-at-last]

I- Sirius, it’s complex.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

rightttttt

cos the whole supposed to kill him thing :/

[drowned-at-last]

Yes. Because of that.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

yikes yeah

that is. like. the definition of complex

[drowned-at-last]

I know!

[caught-a-fallen-star]

mhmm

soooo what're you gonna do about it?

and don't say 'die' 🫵

[drowned-at-last]

Drown.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

*he does like a loud obnoxious buzzer imitation noise*

wrong! that falls under dying ☝️

try again

[drowned-at-last]

Suffocate underwater for short periods of time

[caught-a-fallen-star]

wrrrrrrrong again!

c’mon i’ll give you one more try :)

“take my fate into my own hands, sirius! live my life how i want and don’t let anyone tell me what i can and can’t do, sirius!”

ding ding ding!!! weeee have a winner!

[drowned-at-last]

Shut the fuck up.

I’m stuck under our family

[caught-a-fallen-star]

yeaaahhhh and that does suck

but so was i, reg. and you know what? i got out!

sure i now have like. half our family on the hunt for me and i can’t talk to remus anymore cos i don’t want to drag him into this shit too

…

but besides that it’s awesome! and it wasn’t even that hard to do it just. like. dipped :/

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t wish to die by their hands.

I’ll get out at some point

[caught-a-fallen-star]

hey we got that in common 🤘

when is ‘at some point’ reg? james and i can help you get out now

[drowned-at-last]

At. Some. Point.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

but why not now??

[drowned-at-last]

Now is too risky

[caught-a-fallen-star]

right

er…why would that be?

[drowned-at-last]

Nothing.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

ooooookay?

soooo then…if there’s nothing…then can’t you just leave now?

[drowned-at-last]

No- It- It is complex

[caught-a-fallen-star]

riiiiiiight…

and…you’re going to tell my why so i can help. right?

[drowned-at-last]

@jf-potter I’m sorry, but it is sort of true.

[jf-potter]

harsh

[drowned-at-last]

It may be, but it is also very true, James.

[jf-potter]

you called me pretty not even three minutes ago >:(

[drowned-at-last]

You are both, James. So pretty, yet so dumb.

[jf-potter]

james walks backwards and trips over a table

[drowned-at-last]

Shit- Don’t fall-

He reaches out to grab James

[jf-potter]

looks like i- he laughs -looks like i fell for you, sweetheart

[drowned-at-last]

He lets go of James. Nope, that was terrible

[jf-potter]

nah, it wasn't that bad

[drowned-at-last]

It was awful

[jf-potter]

hey :(

[drowned-at-last]

It was

[jf-potter]

yeah but it doesn't matter, because you still find me pretty. you said so.

[drowned-at-last]

It would be a lie to say you aren’t

[jf-potter]

oh-

[drowned-at-last]

What?

[jf-potter]

oh i-

[drowned-at-last]

Spit it out

[jf-potter]

you're so-

[drowned-at-last]

Spit it out, Jamie

[jf-potter]

james giggles

[drowned-at-last]

Say. It.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

REGGIE????

@jf-potter JAMES????

AUGH MY EYES WHAT THE F U C K????

[drowned-at-last]

Fuck off

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I WILL DO NO SUCH THING???

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????

[drowned-at-last]

Shut up, Sirius.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

excuse you??

my baby brother and my best friend are. like. dating or something??

and don't get me wrong i'm happy for you guys but my entire world view has just flipped upside down????

what the h e l l

[drowned-at-last]

We aren’t- I- Uh-

[caught-a-fallen-star]

"uh"???

so you're not dating???

just like???

what?? mutually interested??

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t know!

[caught-a-fallen-star]

i mean....did he not just call you 'swe-' ugh ew nope can't say it

he called you a pet name, i thought??

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t know, Sirius

[caught-a-fallen-star]

damn...

this is a weird fuckin situation

okay

well like. i'm not an expert on romance. like i've barely even managed to woo the bloke i'm in love with

but...i mean. does he make you happy? yano to be around?

[drowned-at-last]

I- Sirius, it’s complex.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

rightttttt

cos the whole supposed to kill him thing :/

[drowned-at-last]

Yes. Because of that.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

yikes yeah

that is. like. the definition of complex

[drowned-at-last]

I know!

[caught-a-fallen-star]

mhmm

soooo what're you gonna do about it?

and don't say 'die' 🫵

[drowned-at-last]

Drown.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

*he does like a loud obnoxious buzzer imitation noise*

wrong! that falls under dying ☝️

try again

[drowned-at-last]

Suffocate underwater for short periods of time

[caught-a-fallen-star]

wrrrrrrrong again!

c’mon i’ll give you one more try :)

“take my fate into my own hands, sirius! live my life how i want and don’t let anyone tell me what i can and can’t do, sirius!”

ding ding ding!!! weeee have a winner!

[drowned-at-last]

Shut the fuck up.

I’m stuck under our family

[caught-a-fallen-star]

yeaaahhhh and that does suck

but so was i, reg. and you know what? i got out!

sure i now have like. half our family on the hunt for me and i can’t talk to remus anymore cos i don’t want to drag him into this shit too

…

but besides that it’s awesome! and it wasn’t even that hard to do it just. like. dipped :/

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t wish to die by their hands.

I’ll get out at some point

[caught-a-fallen-star]

hey we got that in common 🤘

when is ‘at some point’ reg? james and i can help you get out now

[drowned-at-last]

At. Some. Point.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

but why not now??

[drowned-at-last]

Now is too risky

[caught-a-fallen-star]

right

er…why would that be?

[drowned-at-last]

Nothing.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

ooooookay?

soooo then…if there’s nothing…then can’t you just leave now?

[drowned-at-last]

@jf-potter I’m sorry, but it is sort of true.

[jf-potter]

harsh

[drowned-at-last]

It may be, but it is also very true, James.

[jf-potter]

you called me pretty not even three minutes ago >:(

[drowned-at-last]

You are both, James. So pretty, yet so dumb.

[jf-potter]

james walks backwards and trips over a table

[drowned-at-last]

Shit- Don’t fall-

He reaches out to grab James

[jf-potter]

looks like i- he laughs -looks like i fell for you, sweetheart

[drowned-at-last]

He lets go of James. Nope, that was terrible

[jf-potter]

nah, it wasn't that bad

[drowned-at-last]

It was awful

[jf-potter]

hey :(

[drowned-at-last]

It was

[jf-potter]

yeah but it doesn't matter, because you still find me pretty. you said so.

[drowned-at-last]

It would be a lie to say you aren’t

[jf-potter]

oh-

[drowned-at-last]

What?

[jf-potter]

oh i-

[drowned-at-last]

Spit it out

[jf-potter]

you're so-

[drowned-at-last]

Spit it out, Jamie

[jf-potter]

james giggles

[drowned-at-last]

Say. It.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

REGGIE????

@jf-potter JAMES????

AUGH MY EYES WHAT THE F U C K????

[drowned-at-last]

Fuck off

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I WILL DO NO SUCH THING???

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????

[drowned-at-last]

Shut up, Sirius.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

excuse you??

my baby brother and my best friend are. like. dating or something??

and don't get me wrong i'm happy for you guys but my entire world view has just flipped upside down????

what the h e l l

[drowned-at-last]

We aren’t- I- Uh-

[caught-a-fallen-star]

"uh"???

so you're not dating???

just like???

what?? mutually interested??

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t know!

[caught-a-fallen-star]

i mean....did he not just call you 'swe-' ugh ew nope can't say it

he called you a pet name, i thought??

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t know, Sirius

[caught-a-fallen-star]

damn...

this is a weird fuckin situation

okay

well like. i'm not an expert on romance. like i've barely even managed to woo the bloke i'm in love with

but...i mean. does he make you happy? yano to be around?

[drowned-at-last]

I- Sirius, it’s complex.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

rightttttt

cos the whole supposed to kill him thing :/

[drowned-at-last]

Yes. Because of that.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

yikes yeah

that is. like. the definition of complex

[drowned-at-last]

I know!

[caught-a-fallen-star]

mhmm

soooo what're you gonna do about it?

and don't say 'die' 🫵

[drowned-at-last]

Drown.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

*he does like a loud obnoxious buzzer imitation noise*

wrong! that falls under dying ☝️

try again

[drowned-at-last]

Suffocate underwater for short periods of time

[caught-a-fallen-star]

wrrrrrrrong again!

c’mon i’ll give you one more try :)

“take my fate into my own hands, sirius! live my life how i want and don’t let anyone tell me what i can and can’t do, sirius!”

ding ding ding!!! weeee have a winner!

[drowned-at-last]

Shut the fuck up.

I’m stuck under our family

[caught-a-fallen-star]

yeaaahhhh and that does suck

but so was i, reg. and you know what? i got out!

sure i now have like. half our family on the hunt for me and i can’t talk to remus anymore cos i don’t want to drag him into this shit too

…

but besides that it’s awesome! and it wasn’t even that hard to do it just. like. dipped :/

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t wish to die by their hands.

I’ll get out at some point

[caught-a-fallen-star]

hey we got that in common 🤘

when is ‘at some point’ reg? james and i can help you get out now

[drowned-at-last]

At. Some. Point.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

but why not now??

[drowned-at-last]

Now is too risky

[caught-a-fallen-star]

right

er…why would that be?

[drowned-at-last]

@jf-potter I’m sorry, but it is sort of true.

[jf-potter]

harsh

[drowned-at-last]

It may be, but it is also very true, James.

[jf-potter]

you called me pretty not even three minutes ago >:(

[drowned-at-last]

You are both, James. So pretty, yet so dumb.

[jf-potter]

james walks backwards and trips over a table

[drowned-at-last]

Shit- Don’t fall-

He reaches out to grab James

[jf-potter]

looks like i- he laughs -looks like i fell for you, sweetheart

[drowned-at-last]

He lets go of James. Nope, that was terrible

[jf-potter]

nah, it wasn't that bad

[drowned-at-last]

It was awful

[jf-potter]

hey :(

[drowned-at-last]

It was

[jf-potter]

yeah but it doesn't matter, because you still find me pretty. you said so.

[drowned-at-last]

It would be a lie to say you aren’t

[jf-potter]

oh-

[drowned-at-last]

What?

[jf-potter]

oh i-

[drowned-at-last]

Spit it out

[jf-potter]

you're so-

[drowned-at-last]

Spit it out, Jamie

[jf-potter]

james giggles

[drowned-at-last]

Say. It.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

REGGIE????

@jf-potter JAMES????

AUGH MY EYES WHAT THE F U C K????

[drowned-at-last]

Fuck off

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I WILL DO NO SUCH THING???

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????

[drowned-at-last]

Shut up, Sirius.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

excuse you??

my baby brother and my best friend are. like. dating or something??

and don't get me wrong i'm happy for you guys but my entire world view has just flipped upside down????

what the h e l l

[drowned-at-last]

We aren’t- I- Uh-

[caught-a-fallen-star]

"uh"???

so you're not dating???

just like???

what?? mutually interested??

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t know!

[caught-a-fallen-star]

i mean....did he not just call you 'swe-' ugh ew nope can't say it

he called you a pet name, i thought??

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t know, Sirius

[caught-a-fallen-star]

damn...

this is a weird fuckin situation

okay

well like. i'm not an expert on romance. like i've barely even managed to woo the bloke i'm in love with

but...i mean. does he make you happy? yano to be around?

[drowned-at-last]

I- Sirius, it’s complex.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

rightttttt

cos the whole supposed to kill him thing :/

[drowned-at-last]

Yes. Because of that.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

yikes yeah

that is. like. the definition of complex

[drowned-at-last]

I know!

[caught-a-fallen-star]

mhmm

soooo what're you gonna do about it?

and don't say 'die' 🫵

[drowned-at-last]

Drown.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

*he does like a loud obnoxious buzzer imitation noise*

wrong! that falls under dying ☝️

try again

[drowned-at-last]

Suffocate underwater for short periods of time

[caught-a-fallen-star]

wrrrrrrrong again!

c’mon i’ll give you one more try :)

“take my fate into my own hands, sirius! live my life how i want and don’t let anyone tell me what i can and can’t do, sirius!”

ding ding ding!!! weeee have a winner!

[drowned-at-last]

Shut the fuck up.

I’m stuck under our family

[caught-a-fallen-star]

yeaaahhhh and that does suck

but so was i, reg. and you know what? i got out!

sure i now have like. half our family on the hunt for me and i can’t talk to remus anymore cos i don’t want to drag him into this shit too

…

but besides that it’s awesome! and it wasn’t even that hard to do it just. like. dipped :/

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t wish to die by their hands.

I’ll get out at some point

[caught-a-fallen-star]

hey we got that in common 🤘

when is ‘at some point’ reg? james and i can help you get out now

[drowned-at-last]

At. Some. Point.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

but why not now??

[drowned-at-last]

@jf-potter I’m sorry, but it is sort of true.

[jf-potter]

harsh

[drowned-at-last]

It may be, but it is also very true, James.

[jf-potter]

you called me pretty not even three minutes ago >:(

[drowned-at-last]

You are both, James. So pretty, yet so dumb.

[jf-potter]

james walks backwards and trips over a table

[drowned-at-last]

Shit- Don’t fall-

He reaches out to grab James

[jf-potter]

looks like i- he laughs -looks like i fell for you, sweetheart

[drowned-at-last]

He lets go of James. Nope, that was terrible

[jf-potter]

nah, it wasn't that bad

[drowned-at-last]

It was awful

[jf-potter]

hey :(

[drowned-at-last]

It was

[jf-potter]

yeah but it doesn't matter, because you still find me pretty. you said so.

[drowned-at-last]

It would be a lie to say you aren’t

[jf-potter]

oh-

[drowned-at-last]

What?

[jf-potter]

oh i-

[drowned-at-last]

Spit it out

[jf-potter]

you're so-

[drowned-at-last]

Spit it out, Jamie

[jf-potter]

james giggles

[drowned-at-last]

Say. It.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

REGGIE????

@jf-potter JAMES????

AUGH MY EYES WHAT THE F U C K????

[drowned-at-last]

Fuck off

[caught-a-fallen-star]

I WILL DO NO SUCH THING???

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????

[drowned-at-last]

Shut up, Sirius.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

excuse you??

my baby brother and my best friend are. like. dating or something??

and don't get me wrong i'm happy for you guys but my entire world view has just flipped upside down????

what the h e l l

[drowned-at-last]

We aren’t- I- Uh-

[caught-a-fallen-star]

"uh"???

so you're not dating???

just like???

what?? mutually interested??

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t know!

[caught-a-fallen-star]

i mean....did he not just call you 'swe-' ugh ew nope can't say it

he called you a pet name, i thought??

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t know, Sirius

[caught-a-fallen-star]

damn...

this is a weird fuckin situation

okay

well like. i'm not an expert on romance. like i've barely even managed to woo the bloke i'm in love with

but...i mean. does he make you happy? yano to be around?

[drowned-at-last]

I- Sirius, it’s complex.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

rightttttt

cos the whole supposed to kill him thing :/

[drowned-at-last]

Yes. Because of that.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

yikes yeah

that is. like. the definition of complex

[drowned-at-last]

I know!

[caught-a-fallen-star]

mhmm

soooo what're you gonna do about it?

and don't say 'die' 🫵

[drowned-at-last]

Drown.

[caught-a-fallen-star]

*he does like a loud obnoxious buzzer imitation noise*

wrong! that falls under dying ☝️

try again

[drowned-at-last]

Suffocate underwater for short periods of time

[caught-a-fallen-star]

wrrrrrrrong again!

c’mon i’ll give you one more try :)

“take my fate into my own hands, sirius! live my life how i want and don’t let anyone tell me what i can and can’t do, sirius!”

ding ding ding!!! weeee have a winner!

[drowned-at-last]

Shut the fuck up.

I’m stuck under our family

[caught-a-fallen-star]

yeaaahhhh and that does suck

but so was i, reg. and you know what? i got out!

sure i now have like. half our family on the hunt for me and i can’t talk to remus anymore cos i don’t want to drag him into this shit too

…

but besides that it’s awesome! and it wasn’t even that hard to do it just. like. dipped :/

[drowned-at-last]

I don’t wish to die by their hands.

I’ll get out at some point

[caught-a-fallen-star]

hey we got that in common 🤘

when is ‘at some point’ reg? james and i can help you get out now