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letâs all just give a slow clap for John Green for saving my history grade for five years and Hank Green for saving my chemistry grade for two years...
I'd rather be in outer space đž
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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crash course
letâs all just give a slow clap for John Green for saving my history grade for five years and Hank Green for saving my chemistry grade for two years...
Cannibalism has the potential to both solve the Hunger and Overpopulation issue.
Witness me, a professional, wildly cackling as I let my friend try to input data with this angry noodle on my computer
Will reblog every, EVERY time.
what a helpful young person
Iâve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!
i have waited 5 months for this backÂ
new meme idea
photoshopping the nintendo logo onto things that nintendo clearly did not make. for example:
what is the point of this meme
I knew this bitch was gay before I even knew what gay was
no but listen
All the other male elves are bald
All the female elves are blonde
so logically Hermey is trans
i support hermie the gay trans twink dentist
[11.30.17] 79/100 days of productivity
Monday and Tuesdayâs finished spread! I havenât been keeping up with my bullet journal very well since Iâve been sick, so this morning I went through and updated everything.Â
ME WRITING MY FINALS FOR CLASSICS ATTEMPTING TO CONVINCE MY PROFESSORS THAT ALL OF THE GODS AND GODDESSES WERE ACTUALLY GAY
for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldnât get the joke
Make this the new meme!
War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami
Everyone has that one role model/obsession on the internet, mine would have to be @gentleandruthless. Watching them grow over time has been insane!!! Witnessing them go from studyrose to gentleandruthless had me shook. I remember stumbling across Cheyenneâs bullet journal walk through and grinned at all the 1d photos they plastered all over their journal. I spent a whole day looking through their youtube channel and etc. I went through their IG and watched their journal grow and develop and each time they posted anything I wOULD GET SO EXCITED IT WAS RIDICULOUS!!!! Anyway, I love them. Practically all my posts have been inspired by them. Iâm a Cheyenne stan. đđœ They deserve love. Iâm sure youâve heard of them. Iâm quite picky with the products I buy⊠but their productsâŠâŠ. hit the SPOT! Good quality, eco-friendly, GOOD prices. All amazing. Give them your love. I admire their kindness and Iâm SO proud of their business here, Iâm sure theyâll go far in life. [x]
i canât decide if this is the best or worst thing i ever made
ITS SLOW
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
That can go faster! D:<
LOOK AT WHAT YOUâVE DONE
when i was in middle school, i got bullied for being a black fall out boy fan.
literally almost every day of my life these idiots would trash my interests and my personality because of my race.
all because âemo music is white cultureâ.
if youâre a person of color whoâs bullied for their âwhiteâ interests, i raise my glass to you and wish you have an amazing day. it will get better, you rule.
if youâre white, you can and are encouraged to reblog this. thank you for being kind and wonderful to kids of color.
cronch
They screm
They screm for the cronch
This is what I opened my tumblr for
The screaming pigeons are my favourite kind of pigeons
oO,w,Oo I have too many eyeballs. I look around with all my eyeballs. oO,w,Oo
Whereâs myâŠspider web?
Disney Ladies + Science (&Â âScienceâ). Thanks to our followers for ideas.
Yes, textile engineer. Thatâs not a fashion designer in any way.
Youâve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs
she did a tad more than âdesignâ them
300. Reasons to be happy. Things to love about your life. NOW.
You are alive.
You are healthy
Someone loves you.
Very, very, very much.
Your children are safe.
The Northern Lights exist.
Someone smiled at you today.
Being unhappy is a waste of time.
You can afford three meals a day.
Your husband/bf wants to make you happy.
Your wife/gf smiles when she thinks of you.
Youâre about to fall in love like never before.
Youâre single and rocking it like a superstar.
You have safe, pure, clean drinking water.
Thereâs something you can do better than anyone.
Itâs summer somewhere and the rugby world cup is on.
Itâs fall and the leaves are about to turn glorious shades of warmth.
YOU WERE BORN A WINNER â beating out ALL the other spermsicles!
Music â dance, soul, rock, funk, reggae, disco, Indie, Bhangra, jazz, country, all sorts.
Dopplegangers â someone who looks exactly like you is living in a parallel reality.
Someone broke your heart and left you shattered beyond repair.. or so it seemed.
Then you found the One and now thank your stars every day that he or she left.
When you really needed help, someone offered it to you unexpectedly.
Youâre about to leave a bad relationship or a soul sucking sitch cos you KNOW you deserve better.
Someone, somewhere did that too and not only survived but THRIVED. #JustSayinâ.
Thereâs a solid roof over your head and itâs not raining on you.
You had fresh, clean, fabulous clothes to wear this morning.
Somewhere in the world, a new mom is gazing at her new baby.
The interwebs make your world smaller, closer, more connected.
You take a stand for what you believe in. Fiercely.
Afternoon naps that take you back to childhood.
Something youâve been wanting just happened.
You smiled at someone and made their day.
Free video calling across the globe rocks.
You smell great and look amazing, mmm.
A little puppy was rescued just this second.
Youâre not a fire hydrant!
You said no and meant it this time.
Youâre happily employed.
You work for yourself.
You donât have either, but trust that the perfect solution is out there.
You made a brave decision.
You are an angel to someone.
Flowers are beautiful.
In the wild.
Or given to you by someone who cares.
You remember your first kiss.
Rainbows make you happy.
You love shooting stars.
Youâre smiling right now And you look damn attractive!
You define success on your own terms.
Youâre stronger than you ever believed.
You believed in yourself when no one else did.
You believed in someone else when no one else did.
Someone believed in you when you needed it most.
Youâve profoundly impacted someoneâs life.
Maybe even saved one. Knowingly or not.
You matter. Deeply. Hugely.
You have goals and dreams.
Some of them have come true.
Others are on their way.
Babies.
Toddlers.
Teenagers.
Young adults.
A job well done.
Mass consciousness.
Like minded people who get you.
Early mornings before anyone else wakes up.
Waking up next to someone you love.
Anticipating the day you do.
Loving yourself first.
Lemonade stands.
Life of purpose.
Your values.
Bear hugs.
Cuddles.
Sunshine.
Sunrise.
Sunsets.
Nutella.
Central heating & hot water.
There are good people in the world.
Cooking / eating your favourite meal.
A real home. With people in it you love.
Someone brought cupcakes to work and gave you one.
You made a bad decision. Two. A hundred. And lived.
Nobody tagged you in a high school or wild night out pic today.
Something fabulous is out there, taking shape. Emerging, peeking, calling your name. Get excited!
Youâve travelled somewhere and had an amazing experience.
Halloween and cute costumed kids are on the way.
You know how it feels to have a crush on someone.
And have it reciprocated.
You have friends.
And one you can tell your deepest, darkest secrets too.
Sheâs got your memoirs under lock and key.
Christmas lights and snow angels.
Love is your religion.
Kindness cures most everything.
Youâre committed to finding your passion & purpose in life.
Transmogrifiers exist in an alternate reality where Calvin and Hobbes are real.
You could go back to school and learn something new if you wanted. Or start a new hobby.
You have your priorities right. Man makes the money. Money does not make the man.
Today could be the best day of your life. Things could turn on a dime.
You found the last toilet roll when you thought you were all out.
You didnât have enough change and someone behind you bought you your coffee.
Youâve learned a lot, know yourself better and continue to grow and expand.
You can see.
Smell.
Feel.
Touch.
Hear.
Walk.
Run.
Clouds are the most amazing things in the sky.
A star is waiting for you to name it.
Youâve sat on a La-Z-Boy.
Or beanbags!
You kick ass at air hockey & air guitar.
Itâs never too late, as long as youâre alive.
Someone is willing to listen to you right now.
The best time to have followed your dreams was yesterday. The next best time is now.
You hung in there when you were ready to give up.
And now itâs all working out beautifully.
Even when you canât see it.
ESPECIALLY then.
No matter what happens, you always bounce back.
You got a great nightâs sleep.
Youâre having a great hair day.
A great JOY day. Because you suspect that it really is about joy & fulfillment.
You are powerful!
When you went out this morning, at least one person turned twice to look at you with admiration.
Yesterdayâs gone, tomorrow never comes, today is all we have. So might as well be happy, ay.
In this moment, everything is perfect. Everything is as it should be.
You could stop right this instant and decide to change your mood.
You were once the recipient of a random act of kindness that made your heart sing.
You light up the room when you walk into it.
If you ever need inspiration, I haz your back with 75 kickass quotes.
Your family and friends love and support you.
Youâre planning a surprise for someone.
All it takes to start changing your life, is a change in perspective.
When you stay present, there is nothing to worry about.
You have the most amazing pet in the whole world.
You met someone new today.
Reconnected with an old friend.
You are genuine.
People trust you.
Early morning runs.
Live music.
Concerts.
Great food.
Your new shoes are sexy, darling.
You made a mistake and apologised for it without getting defensive.
Water âdrillsâ! Dentist visits arenât as scary anymore.
Grandparents.
The countryside.
Fridays.
Mondays.
God.
He gave us Sean Connery.
And Princess Bride.
Blip.fm for free music.
Youtube for daily vibes.
Irascible people like Sh** My Dad Says
Potlucks with beautiful souls.
Baby showers.
Weddings.
Healthy breakups.
Social entrepreneurship.
People care. About the world.
And other people.
Some days youâre on top and some days youâre not. If you were the statue today, donât worry, youâll be the pigeon soon!
Being happy is HOT.
Movement. Growth. Momentum.
The power to vote and change your future.
The human spirit is greatly resilient.
You live in a time where you have all the amenities and luxuries you could ever need.
And yet, you really need very little to be happy.
Chocolate.
Wine.
Great sex.
Progress.
Long showers.
You made it through your first day of school.
College.
Work.
And now, your kids are.
When youâre nervous or scared, a few deep breaths really do make you feel better.
You paid your bills on time.
Movies! Entertainment!
Irish accents. They just make the world a better place..
The world is ready to transform & youâre leading the change.
Technology makes life sooooo much easier.
The simplest pleasures in life are still free â a walk, a babyâs laugh, kittens on your keyboard.
If you made a list of all thatâs good in your life right now, it would be as long as your arm.
You are loved and adored by your highest self who sees your true worth.
Magnificence is your birthright!
You are good enough.
Worthy.
Deserving.
For no other reason than that you are you.
Imperfection is IN.
Vulnerability is your gift. To give and to accept.
Hula hoops.
Trampolines!
Slip n Slide parties.
Water slides.
Water balloons.
Zombie parades.
Equal sex rights.
A new era of acceptance.
Being rewarded for being YOU.
Choice. In every way, every day.
The opportunity to learn at any age.
Freedom of expression.
Freedom to live, work, drive, marry, study, travel, do your own thing.
Digital cameras!
Photo sharing sites.
Your parents will always be there for you.
Old friendships that are like your favourite pair of jeans.
New friendships that feed your soul.
Mind food.
Soul food.
Food for the bellay.
Tattoos are reversible.
Many people are kicking cancerâs butt.
More illnesses have cures today than ever before.
When youâre happy, you live a healthier life. You could live to be a 100!
Multi-culturalism.
Happiness is contagious.
And feels good.
Love your life right now, for some day it will change and youâll miss what you have now.
If youâre single, cherish it.
If youâre partnered, cherish it.
You are not alone in this world.
Baby stars. Baby stars. Baby stars being born. How can that not make anyone happy?!
For every piece of bad news in the world, there is an equal amount of good news. Focus on that.
You know the way to your North Star.
Worrying is praying for what you donât want.
âHappyingâ is giving thanks for what you do want.
Play lightens your spirit, makes you feel and look younger and makes you come alive!
When you decide to be happy, you start to attract amazing people and happenings in your life.
A happy you is a happy parent, sibling, boss, employee, and model for young âuns.
Happy people change the world, one smile at a time.
To leave a legacy of a life well lived.
By loving what is, you find peace.
If you canât do what you love, you might as well love what you do.
24 hours. Be happy and have fun, or be unhappy and live in fear.
You become a better problem solver â a relaxed mind sees more.
You belong to the smartest species on the planet.
Space travel could become the norm some day. Oh the places youâll go!
Theyâve found a 100% âcureâ for baldness (maybe ;))
Others have been where you have. Others will be where you are one day.
Fortune favours the bold (and the happy).
Cupcakes.exist. âNuff said.
There are people like you all over the world. You can find your âfamilyâ online.
Your dream life is within reach. Maybe youâre already living it.
It doesnât take a horse and 6 months to send a letter or Christmas gift.
There is always a way. Always.
You live in one of the safest countries in the world.
You can walk down the streets without fearing for your life.
Your circumstances could be a lot worse.
Youâve been through sh** and made it out the other side. Bruised. But spirited,
You donât put up with it anymore. From anyone. (Thanks Andrea, for the pic share!)
You are ridiculously rich, richer than you think. In fact, if you earn $10,000 a year, you are in the top 13% of theworldâs richest people. If you earn more than $50,000, you are in the top 0.98%.
You did something nice for a stranger and they passed it on.
Someone secretly admires you and wants to be like you.
The way old books smell, that old bookstores still exist.
You turned out pretty fine after all.
You are creative, resourceful and whole.
You can wear what you want, do what you want, say what you want, whenever you want.
This.Too.Shall.Pass. This.Too.Shall.Pass. This.Too.Shall.Pass. This.Too.Shall.Pass.
Yoda â we have Yoda. Also Buddha. Jesus. Rumi. Allah. Krishna.
You donât have to get visas to travel overseas.
If you got sick, someone would take care of you.
Caterpillars turn into goo to turn into butterflies.
Just like you sometimes.
Magic. It exists.
Stand up comedy.
Adventures â having, had, to be had.
Entertainment. Plenty of. All the time. No excuse to be bored.
The Handsome Menâs Club (for us girls. and some boys).
Being happy is better than being miserable. #Duh.
No matter what your trials, you are luckier than many you know.
Someone cared enough to feed you, clothe you and send you to school.
Youâre not a 7 year old working to support his family, wishing he could go to school.
You sponsor a child so that they can have a better life.
You make a difference in someoneâs world. Every day.
You can start your day over again at any time, any minute.
You know what itâs like to laugh till it hurts.
You respect yourself and others.
In so many ways, you make this world a better place.
Coffee âŠ
Or hot chocolate for the non coffee drinkers.
Youâre not afraid to cry. Messy. Soggy. Healing. Tears.
You can have a dance party right here, right now and be the happiest youâve ever been.
Happy people get fewer colds and more kisses.
Time can be bent, Einstein style.
You can have almost everything you want if you want it bad enough.
If you have many passions, donât forget, you also have a lifetime to live them out.
Source.
When youâre tired at night, everythingâs funny. When youâre tired in the morning, nothingâs funny.