Here, Have some fandoms and cats

I'm Lyz. Whatever is here will be whatever takes my fancy, mainly music, tv, cats, and wlw stuff. (updating my age each year has become too much for me, so assume I'm somewhere in my 20's)

[vespertineflora]

so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”

and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”

he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”

and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.

everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me

and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.

[luciferapollyon]

Lol

[thecryptkeeper]

[blumineck]

The crossover that literally nobody asked for...

[toastbutteregg]

[random-jot]

Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

[meowtalhead]

[anarchxst]

Tumblr took down the original

So here

[depsidase]

[hiddentorchforge-deactivated202]

I straight up work at an old watermill as the village blacksmith and yes, please. Like, I love the groups of kids coming through, but so often everything goes over their heads and they just excited because they can relate it to minecraft.

But we need to bring high school kids out, do hands on shit where I don’t have to worry about tiny kids getting hurt. College students, talk about history and metallurgy on a level they’re gonna understand. Working adults, show them that there’s life outside the office as a volunteer with cool hobbies. Seniors, because straight up a lot of them in this area had grandparents who did this stuff and I want to learn from their stories. Literally, field trips should be for everyone.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

While I get the sentiment, I think part of the issue is that a lot of the time the kids aren’t being engaged at their level. I also get a lot of kids mentioning Minecraft because of the way an archaeological excavation looks:

I try to meet the kids where they’re at and use their personal interests to relate to the content.

That being said, I absolutely agree that we need more programming for adults. This summer I took part in an event that essentially was a field trip mostly targeted towards adults, and I can’t tell you how many of them said that they wished there were more of these types of thing.

[mcdonaldschina]

“only karens ask for refunds” is pro-corporation propaganda. if they don’t give me what i want they’re giving me my money back and that doesn’t make me an angry middle-aged karen harpy, you’re just cucked by stupid reddit memes

[lgbtpolitics]

Really though, remember the woman who sued McDonald’s because their coffee was hot and everyone took the piss out of her and a bunch of other people who sued corporations for a “silly” reason and then it turned out most of them were right and entirely harmed by the company and they were just turned into a joke by the company propaganda machine?

Imo the current obsession with mocking anyone who asks for a refund, returns something or god forbid wants to talk to a manager is just the second version of this. Companies will cut corners wherever they can and mock you when you complain.

[ruffboi-mags]

Yesterday my pizza order got to me cold and missing my soda. When I asked about both from the driver he said he couldn’t go back for the 2L because he was technically a door dash driver. I called the store and it turns out when they’re slammed (which they had been), they get door dash drivers to help with delivery to help them catch up.

So I spoke to the manager, assured her that I wasn’t angry, just kind of frustrated - part of why the pizza was cold was that door dash drivers don’t have the heat retaining delivery bags the actual delivery employees of the pizza place get, and because he wasn’t an employee of the pizza place the driver wouldn’t be going back to the pizza place and couldn’t get my soda.

And the manager said she’d get her first driver going in my direction to bring by the soda, and offered to give me a credit for the pizza being cold, and we pleasantly ended the conversation.

Because it’s okay to say “hey, this isn’t what I was told I’d be getting”, you just have to be polite and reasonable about it.

[kyraneko]

This. Vast difference between “having a problem and politely but firmly expecting that they provide what’s been paid for” and “abusing some underpaid customer-facing employee who is neither at fault for the situation or able to fix it.”

[everythingfox]

“16 year old good boy can’t walk too well, but loves to play in the snow so his owner helps him have his fun”

(Source)

[everythingfox]

Why does this potato have legs?

[skype]

Why would donuts care about your journey? Look at them! They’re heartless. Literally heartless!

[arbyswitch-deactivated20160710]

am i having a stroke or is this the most incomprehensible ad in the world

[everythingfox]

“Please wait for the fearsome creature from the bottom of the abyss.”

(Source)

[mischief-and-misanthropy]

Terry was a treasure

[justsomeantifas]

i think a society failed its youth if they feel old (derogatory) at 20

[sortablue]

perhaps a society has failed if it’s people ever feel old (derogatory) rather than old (complimentary)

[squeeful]

YOU. YOU GET IT the issue of tying youth to desirability, whether sexually or culturally, doesn’t go away when you expand what youth is youth worship isn’t just beauty standards, it’s saying that only the young have ideas or creations that have worth. that age means withering and decay. don’t expand what youth is, dismantle the idea that aging degrades your value as a human being

[everythingfox]

Top tier security camera

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[everythingfox]

catzilla

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[depsidase]

[everythingfox]

big doofus best good boy of the entire galaxy

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