The Little Things

I'm Jacob Downs. I post mostly things that make me laugh, quotes and things I make.

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“Screaming is always a free action”

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me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

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*aggressive bagpipes in the distance*

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Sorceress: I could buy 2000 goats with this money!

Rogue: If you sell your diamond, you could buy 9000 goats. 

Sorceress: No, I think 2000 is a good number of goats. Not too big, not too small. 

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i don’t see any way to efficiently dual wield bag pipes

The party bard on Two Weapon Fighting

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"You fondle the beans."

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Oh my God, I’m going to use the power of friendship… for murder.

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"USE THE SNAKE AS A KEY"

-Our skeleton paladin

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“I’m trying to remember if the fling spell affects a child.”

-the Mage

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“You try to convince them that you are the gang boss by wearing his face. They know it’s not him, but are too terrified to disagree with you.”

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“If it’s meant to be, the beard will rise again.”

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The only difference between a greathammer and a greataxe is a few hours with a whetstone

Orc Barbarian OOC (via outofcontextdnd)

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“I’m glad I rolled a 40 on perception to see the giant floating arrow made of dragons”

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This asshole looks like he’s drowning

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Whats the most humane way we can kill everything in this room?

the cleric (via outofcontextdnd)

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“You obviously don’t understand the power you contain inside your pants.”

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It's the little things.

“Forget it. You guys do whatever. I’m just going to sit on the ground and think about ham.”

- Half Orc Bloodrager after some ooze drained most of her INT score