please piss yourself outside ouR office

cave, they/them, adult been watching hermitcraft n related foreverer pfp by hit friend loaf

[dailycatsblog]

[dailycatsblog]

[4mtns]

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fluff-a-fluffs]

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

[questions-within-questions]

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

Chill it’s a pole

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[squeakitties]

helloooo nobody my name is Nobody and today i’m playing No Nights at Nothing’s

[squeakitties]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"

[savi-shiji]

every wemmbu video now is just "hey wanna watch me elytra-mace a thousand chungies for 50 minutes ?"

[4mywinehouse]

what does this mean

[savi-shiji]

every (meaning all of them, in this case an exaggeration used jokingly) wemmbu (minecraft youtuber) video (a type of media in the form of a moving picture) now (in the present moment) is (used when explaining the properties of something) just (implying that it is purely the following and nothing else, again, an exaggeration used jokingly) "(opening quotation mark, implying that he [Wemmbu] is saying this directly, also a joke) hey (a greeting) wanna (a common shortening of want to, asking if this is something the viewer wants to see as a hook) watch (to see something happen) me (the person speaking, here Wemmbu) elytra(a piece of equipment used for flight in minecraft)-mace(a weapon in minecraft, notable for dealing damage based on the height of the user's fall) (a fighting style in minecraft wherein one uses the elytra to gain exceptional height quickly so the user may deal extremely high damage to their victim) a (used before nouns to say that the exact object which the noun or group of nouns in question refers to is unspecified) thousand (a number, 1000) chungies (plural of chungus, a slang term in the minecraft community used to mean a player who is extremely unskilled, specially used in the "PVP" (player versus player) sub-section of the community) for (here, to indicate a duration of time) 50 (a number, fifty) minutes (plural of minutes, a duration of time, 60 seconds) ? (a punctuation mark used to indicate that the sentence is a question) "(closing quotation mark, indicating that the quote has ended and any following text is no longer directly the word of the quoted individual).

hope this helps !! <3

[4mywinehouse]

kill yourself

[asphodelis]

lad!

[erolgrandy]

碎裂的神龛

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[zumainthyfuture]

[madness-and-gods]

That carrot sounds really good

[freshiebyoung]

I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it

[jackdaw-kraai]

The notes are so full of extremely salty clarinet players and I love it

[jackdaw-kraai]

I still stand by this statement, dude just drills up a carrot and knocks everyone flat off their socks while simultaneously ensuring that every single clarinet player who hears this is foaming at the mouth and out for his blood. Absolute legend.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[phoenixcatch7]

Fanfiction is great because you can see so clearly how people learn to write.

Some people, it's clear, learned almost entirely through absorbing the world around them. Grammar and punctuation will be all over the place, spellings are approximate, but the voice of the narration will come through so clearly. You can hear the dialect of the people around them as of they're telling the story. It's not a written story, it's a transcription of how they talk in their day to day life.

Some people learned through reading a gazillion books as a kid. Grammer and spelling will be rock solid, formatting occasionally based on the single tab of physical books rather than the double tab of online scrolling, but dialogue is often stilted and overly formal. You might notice a lack of contractions and very rigid rules they made for consistency that actually have a lot more flexibility than they think. They tend to have a fantastic grasp of sentence flow, though.

And other people formally learned how to write. This could be anywhere from taking school classes seriously because they enjoyed writing stories as a kid to literal certifications and jobs in the field. Grammer is flawless. Punctuation is triple checked. Foreign words are in italics. Characters have distinct voices. But their self indulgence is tempered by perfectionism. They know precisely what they want from a fic. Authors notes often feature mutterings about their happiness with the chapter. Kaomojis often appear! They seek a style to their writing, and it makes for some wonderfully clever plots! These are the ones most likely to get fun with formatting!

And some people.... Some people examined it all. They dissect dialogue, people watch, cross reference behaviours and compare characters to people irl. You can tell almost immediately who had formative experiences with Terry pratchett and/or ghibli, because it's these people. While others see writing as fun, expression, craft, they see it as art. Plain and simple. Sure, the grammar is occasionally sacrificed on the altar of creative freedom, and the occasional sentence might miss a full stop, but these people seem to self reflect on themselves as part of the art making process. On occasion, these people have the most masterful grasp of dialogue and invocation and hand sewn characterisations. Formatting is pretty standard because all the focus is on the actual words. These fics can be edited to the moon and back!

All of these can vary wildly in forethought and quality, and betas can often catch individual problems before they hit post, but just. Isn't it so cool? What's that one Oscar Wilde quote about every mask just being another fragment of yourself?

Did you recognise yourself?

[egberts]

one of the most annoying things about having a natural inclination to curiosity and asking questions that might make me seem stupid, so that i can learn and not be stupid, means that many many many people view themselves as more superior and significantly smarter than me, with no evidence or proof to support the feeling. they'll posture themselves above me, like some sort of patronizing monarch who obviously knows everything better than anyone (espcially me!), and then they talk to me like i am a literal child blinking up at them with wide, confused eyes. and if i tell them something they don't know? they get mad because i was smarter than them and they think i'm supppsed to be an idiot, so what does what make them? it makes me wanna fucking rage hulk out

[pixeljade]

more than anything i want a world where a trans girl realizing she is a trans girl faces zero fear from that realization and subsequent coming out. Where she can say "Oh sweet, I can just be a girl? Sign me up!", no worrying if shes girl enough, no worrying if society will accept her, no worrying if she'll be an attractive girl as she transitions, no worrying at all in any way shape or form.

[completely-sane-scientist]