can i get a quidquid?

|| Emma || this blog is an utter mess (yes, i know quidquid doesn't actually mean "what what" but shhhhh)

[evilbjork]

[adistraughtjester]

I am hoping that this is some sort of exaggeration or oversimplification because this is just blatant erasure of a major element of Greek culture and replaced by a more Christian version and I want to bang my head into a wall. That’s not what xenia is, and you just erased a major part of the Odyssey.

[jinjilion]

Sleep well, good hunter

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[segamascott]

[loveridden1999]

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

[juney-blues]

source: slimgiltsoul

[anonimea1y]

odysseus in adaptations: (guilt-ridden with all the atrocities he's committed during the war)

odysseus in the trojan war: okay neoptolemus hit the second tower

[vyvilha]

mark antony has been dead for 2055 slutty, slutty years

[catilinas]

[city founded by a twin who committed fratricide] we should have two equally powerful heads of state i think

[disarmedsylph]

mommy needs you to look at the minimap more okay sweetheart?

[bakwaaas]

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

[zoesupreme]

well I think you odyssey a different movie

[lizardsfromspace]

In terms of ancient aliens pseudoarcheology claims "how could multiple civilizations depict the handbag" is a new one to me. Everything about it, even the assumption that anything with a handle must be a handbag. Oh, is it a conspiracy for a god to carry a jaunty little handbag??? Is it a fucking crime now for a Mesopotamian god to have a little fashion sense?

[mothmansboywife]

The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

[noah-wyles]

this is how argentina's legacy ends not with a whimper but with a big loud funny bang

[jeezilikesports]

YESSS

[karacaroldanvers]

england was absolutely robbed, you’re telling me it was fair fifatina won when they pulled these moves and didn’t get carded for them?

edit no.2: FUCK EVERYONE UNDER THIS POST SHITTING ON ME AND FUCK ARGENTINA!!! VIVA ESPAÑA, THIS IS FOR EVERY TEAM ROBBED BY ARGENTINA 🥳

edit: i’ve turned off the replies for most people bc calling me a xenophobe and racist is what we’re not going to do when i’m literally not any of those, how about we stop using racism as an accusation whenever someone points something out based of facts? argentina is historically racist (and i’m not saying england isn’t), yours fans have been racist and your team has been racist. does that mean all argentines are racist? no, just like not all the people from the UK are racist. we are not mirror images of our countries history, so stop making it out that way.

also all the people sending me anonymous asks and calling me nasty names i hope you feel really good about yourself, im sure hiding ur username really makes you feel tough.