The Stand Alone Complex

Dont take life seriously no one get out a life! Twitter: @karimcav Instagram: @insta_nation

[countryowl-deactivated20131116]

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

[lnktastic]

I wanna go to a movie with you and do inappropriate things in the back row 

[ghostingz-deactivated20180414]

like sneak in candies and soda

[deadwit-deactivated20190920]

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

Why am I awake who summoned me

[jazeth]

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

[kngmnmlst-deactivated20140523]

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM

AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

[4gifs]

[yasserkhan-deactivated20150427]

This is why I love kids. Genuine innocence

[sheikhspeare]

Mash’Allah that smile. :D

[geesi]

Hooyo Abaalkeeda Ma Gudmo

The favors or a mother can never be reimbursed.

Best translation I could think of.

[lifeofasomali]

If you're Somali. Reblog this. Let's see how many of us are here on Tumblr

[zuriya-deactivated20140614]

drake seems too miskeen for rihanna

[duny-a]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Light skins got inner levels smh.😂

[sesons]

[pussylipgloss]

babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

[woodmeat]

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

[amorverde]

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

[terezisprite2-blog]

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

[kalamfady-deactivated20150114]

[seedy]

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh