Cbe-dftba

[jockalot]

[tipsygirltumbls]

I love this.

[lawblr-sd]

I think of this every time I read or hear, “Everything happens for a reason.”

[humorstar]

cr: @thepigeongazette

[toastbutteregg]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

mood: i’ll wait in the car

[screenageralex]

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

[toppingfromthebottomx-deactivat]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[carazelaya]

[ahs-64]

please don’t come closer unless you plan to stay

[dontletthisheartgo]

“Fuck school”, I say as I do all my homework and aim for A’s

[imaginarycircus]

no one told me there was a cat version

[science]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying “have a nice day” to someone sounds friendly, but saying “enjoy your next 24 hours” sounds threatening

[gold-finch]

books?? amazing. paperbacks?? soft, cozy, may fit in your pocket, cheap so you don’t feel bad for taking notes in them. hardcovers??? beautiful, pristine, ground you into the world they hold by making you grip them tighter, the stars of every bookshelf. ebooks?? convenient, cheap, always with you, a vast library that you can hold in your palm. new books?? crisp, the smell of wood, ideas waiting to imprint themselves upon the world. old books?? objects transcending history, sweet smelling, enriched by the hands that stroked their pages. books.

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system: