TipsyGirl Tumbls

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[youlovetoseeit]

i would go to this church

[youlovetoseeit]

These are just too good

[keididikay]

[shessoluckyshesastar]

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[todaysbird]

DIRECT ACTION

[deactivated-355224788-deactivat]

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

[todaysbird]

are you...talking to the cockatoo

[stability]

[thebestoftumbling]

so calm

[jay2much-deactivated20180705]

Me working under a deadline

[sikhfam]

I love being sent memes and people being like “this is you” or “this made me think of you”.  Even if the meme is roasting me thank you for thinking about me ily.

[c-bassmeow]

Goldeen Goldeen Goldeen Gol-deeeen!  I’m begging of you please don’t take my man 

[chitalj]

She didn’t listen

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[cryptic-prey]

me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*

my friend: ew!

me:

[lesbianskunkrat]

show us the possum 

[cryptic-prey]

[c-bassmeow]

[ruinedchildhood]

[sailor-b]

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[mevsthhighway]

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

[mevsthhighway]

#this is so cute thank you for telling me about this! via @newromaantics 

no problem it’s just very important to me that people know she’s loved!

[rock-and-roll-could-save-us-all]

Well done, Oppy. Well done.

[moldyjunk]

[tipsygirltumbls]

I’m not crying you’re crying 😢