[sheogayrath]

these are the voyages of the starship enterprise, its ongoing mission: fuck around and find out

[nepofledgling]

I dont wanna get a job or have real life responsibilities I wanna be an overpowered gay x-men character

[edeer-moved]

under the mistletoe

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

concept:  me, but with a really cool x-men mutation and better eyebrows

[writing-prompt-s]

After gaining the ability to see everyone’s red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky.

[freezerspace]

somebody’s gonna fuck an alien you guys!!!

[freezerspace]

or possibly the moon!!!

[snoozlebee]

*sensually unbuckles orion’s belt*

[ccaryagos]

me, very serious and making intense eye contact with my pet: I Will Lay Down My Life For You, I Would Kill A Man For You, Do You Understand?

pet: :/

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever thats fine but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it

[smallhospital]

u kno. just gals bein’ pals

[hp-thugcraft-deactivated2018030]

Someone tell me what Overwatch is about

[wotseit-deactivated20210104]

s/o to aces with libido

s/o to aces with kinks

s/o to aces with fantasies

s/o to aces who experience sensual attraction

s/o to aces who like to be sensually intimate with their partners

s/o to aces who like to be sexually intimate with their partners

s/o to aces who aren’t “perfect” asexuals, you are still valid and you are all ace af

[girlsuggestion]

don’t do SHIT for a boy. don’t shave for a boy. don’t fake your interests for a boy. don’t leave school for a boy. don’t lose weight for a boy. and don’t cry for a boy. the world is full of boys but there is only one of you.

[unclefather]

other people: *happily married, 4 degrees, 401k plan, good job*

me: *sits on the toilet drunk with my eyes closed*

[ccaryagos]

during a makeout session

me: fuck, not again

me: why is the what's new scooby doo theme stuck in my head

girl: what

me: nothing, never mind

me, internally: what's new scooby doo, we're coming after you, gonna sooolve that mystery

[sadhoc]

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

[piratedllama]

½ of my personality is made of john mulaney stand up

[loueish-deactivated20160904]

not gonna lie… I miss them. I miss their voices. I miss their shows. I miss them together… I miss my boys

[dreamsmp3-deactivated20160426]

i kno :/ #JonasBrothersPleaseReunite2k16

[dinuguan]