The Embarrassment

[lolipoploveify]

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Everyone: What do u do Me: *opens my dramatic 2am cellphone notes* I’m a writer actually

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

[thebootydiaries]

just turned 20; no jokes allowed from here on out .if i see 1 post without a semicolon or the word “economy” i will NOT hesitate to block .

[n1ightw1ng]

[thetomska]

[professionalfigureskater]

[oizumi-deactivated20191118]

me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later narrator: she didnt

[neckkiss]

[smittywerbenjegarmanjensen]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

[christchex]

Don’t fuck me up like this

[bowlingforsoup-deactivated20140]

[liquidstar]

kim possible came out in 2002??

[snarkiwi-moved-deactivated20200]

Good for her

[pariaaaaah]

im a romantic but the plot twist is that im unlovable

[thrussy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[higgzorz]

some say shes still chilling in cedar rapids to this day

[cremia-deactivated20210626]