once in a blood moon

hi!! call me crys/rayn!! ☆ he + neopronouns treasure isn't called treasure until it's lost

[cconsenescere]

"no one wants to be a joke, but a life free of jokes is incomplete!" - incomplete (the puzzle song)

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↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺

☆ hello! you can call me izzy / crys / rayn !!

☆ i don't really care about pronouns, but i prefer he/him and i also use xe/xem and ze/zem! (am also testing out other pronouns hehe,,)

☆ i am an esfj-t and a scorpio!!

☆ filipino woooooooooo uy pilipins

☆ vaguely into: sanders sides, black clover, the umbrella academy, disney, my hero academia, hazbin hotel, the art of murder, and a teensy bit of project sekai!! (i might be forgetting A LOT and if i see certain fandom thats the only time i'll remember i'm actually IN the fandom huhu)

☆ follow me on instagram twooo @con.senescere !!!!!

☆ thanks for visiting,, enjoy your stay!!

[kaomojiloser]

eridian parent teacher conferences ,, i like to think grace’s students mirror his antics way too often.

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[worriwhimsy]

first post on here and it’s about logan

[fifiibibii]

🎺🐛

play the tumpet bwaaa

[fifiibibii]

wha whats happening to me ................😟

🦋

.......... oh fark

[cunt-inent]

they giving cattypillars hrt?

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[campyvillain]

i know this please help me

[campyvillain]

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

[campyvillain]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

[campyvillain]

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

[clearlyautomaticpainter]

[guava-jarritos]

[campyvillain]

it happened again

[strayyvoxel]

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

[fitzjubi-deactivated20230204]

[campyvillain]

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

[campyvillain]

i couldn’t make this up if i tried

[authoratmidnight]

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

[campyvillain]

i wish i was you.

[campyvillain]

hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time

[wisflight]

I hope OP is okay but my god am I dying of laughter

[sic-semper-hominibus]

#OP I’m glad you got help and I’m sorry that happened to you #but your aphasia has made me weep with laughter

[fwugradiation]

there’s a creepy human-shaped stain on the floor of this hotel room and it fits the size and shape of my body perfectly

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[hedgehogoftime]

Weenie Hut Junior’s and the Salty Spitoon are competing gay bars

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

they haven't taken a picture better than this which is kinda crazy if you think about it

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends

[bassoon-boss]

What

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Your leg. It ends.

[rikoy-11-deactivated20180110]

I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?

[rikoy-11-deactivated20180110]

I mean. at some point it does. yes. 

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

then what’s the problem

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 628

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[a-trex]

gift ideas for the holiday season:

giant inflatable Lugia that barely fits in the house