[cdxxlxixdclxvi]

Apparently my new hobby is painting portraits of horror movie clowns ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[powerfulwizard]

dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master

[samuug]

[kittycamellia]

Smiling against each other’s lips is it’s own kind of sweet intimacy

[bikinibottomtwitter]

People just don’t understand…(via)

[strangeparker]

this is 90% of my adulthood experience 

[jessicamaccormackrmack]

[realhousewivesgifs]

My employer reading my work experience off my resume

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven 

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

My coworkers reminding me what I did when I blacked out at the company Christmas party

[natthenewt-deactivated20190616]

My obituary

[7842758406546745643087-deactiva]

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

[bombing]

i want to prove a point to my parents

reblog if you have ever blinked or drank water in your entire life. they keep telling me that i’m the only one who does these things and i want to show them that that’s not the case at all. please help me show them that this is an actual thing that people do

[synx]

[sapiosexualnoah]

so i have some theories

[thighhighkink]

[nothingbutmeme]

[naiveasf]

[africanaquarian]

niggas sayin they got clowned for liking anime in school sounds fake. i never met a nigga in my life who didn’t fw dbz or naruto. they got clowned for making their obsession with anime their whole personality and i wish they’d just admit it

[africanaquarian]

like we was ALLLL watching that shit on toonami. you got clowned bc you were tryna shoot kamehameha blasts at ppl during recess and told everyone goku was your real dad

[mind-ovrmatter]

This kid on my bus in elementary school tried going super saiyan during a fight.

[africanaquarian]

[caden]

valentines day is a meaningless tradition invented by corporations so as to turn the act of love itself into a material commodity that can be bought and sold. this year i will not be participating in

[caden]

[c-bassmeow]