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◊26 ◊ She ◊ Italian ◊ Snail la vie 🐌

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

i think the world is ready to see this one :)

[5bi5]

So I was thinking about this post

May I present to you: the least to most specific movie night ever, ranked.

[ramshacklefey]

Everything Everywhere All at Once holds the impressive position of being simultaneously on both ends of this chart.

[prettycolors]

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

im watching a speedrun of some dumb "backrooms" game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me

[jestergal]

the youtube monsters they added to the backrooms watching me drink almond water

[ps2polpo]

For those wondering why almond water, earlier stories about the backrooms mention an almond smell. Now a bunch of people who don't know how to do horror well seem to have jumped to the idea that this almond smell is some magic cure all almond water

It should be noted that an almond smell is a common sign of cyanide which flew over those people's heads

[bangtanghan]

20260526

an angel we deserve

[skipppppy]

I mentioned on twitter that I had a mild pet peeve for deltarune artists drawing young Carol Holiday as a y2k goth baddie when mathematically she probably grew up in the 70s/80s and her fashion would reflect the alternative scenes of the time. And I wanted to be productive soooouhhhhh vintage punk deer woman it is

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[airoehead]

that’s really great man

[clara-the-cat]

Yeah that’s really cool, I wish I had three weed smoking girlfriends, I’m happy for you

[megacarapa]

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

[megacarapa]

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

[partywithponies]

Daily affirmations:

At least I'm not in high school

At least I'm not a teenager

At least I'm not addicted to AI

At least I don't waste time and money on a daily 12 step skincare routine

At least I'm not American

[silusvesuius]

karaba 💛 got an anon a day ago asking if i've ever seen this movie and no i haven't.. but now i have... and i had to draw this queen stat

[sacredwhores]

Christina Hornisher - Hollywood 90028 (1973)

[anarchistmemedistro]

[despazito]

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

[girlvasectomy]

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[partywithponies]

[partywithponies]

[caz-the-yarncromancer]

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

[darrenpillowscriss]

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

[gummygunk]

Introducing the Hawaiʻi Island Photodex zine!

A 12 page collaborative risograph printed zine featuring pairings of Pokemon illustrations and photography of Hawai’i Island by myself, Devyn Park, and Sarah Week. Zines were printed in Kona, Hawaiʻi at Pencil Urchin Press! 

5.25” W x 8” H, First edition 2026

Copies of the zine are available here!

[bigphart69]

[xefyre]

oh fuck yum

[wolg-fang]

Every post in 2014 was like this