Baby Gourd Scrungus

wassup im a fucklord follow for communism and sin

[cecil-darling]

H

[known-as-c]

When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks

[cecil-darling]

@jotarofucker666

[thetenderpassion]

[galauvant]

No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.

[fishingboatproceeds]

papa need the sucky fucky

bring the goo. i sure as heck don’t have it. if you’re without the goo i must say “shoo!” i want to bind. i want to bound. i want to be bound.

[cecil-darling]

At a furniture store

Salesperson: this chair comes with a matching ottoman

Me: fuck ottoman Turk erdogan

[kurdishstruggle-deactivated2017]

ISIS Terrorists burned 19 Yezidi girls to death

ISIS Terrorists in Mosul executed on Thursday (June 2) 19 Yezidi girls by burning them to death, activists and eyewitnesses reported. The victims, who had been taken by the Terrorists as sex slaves, were placed in iron cages in central Mosul and burned to death in front of hundreds of people. “They were punished for refusing to have sex with ISIS militants,” local media activist Abdullah al-Malla told ARA News. “The 19 girls were burned to death, while hundreds of people were watching.“ According to officials of the Kurdistan Regional Government (KRG), ISIS Terrorists in Iraq and Syria continue to hold about 1,800 abducted Yezidi women and girls.

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

someone: you hate the military? but it’s the only thing keeping our country together! without it we’d collapse! who would want that?

me:

[cecil-darling]

INFP: I wish somebody understood me...

Person: *tries to get closer to INFP*

INFP: *screams* gO AWAY

[back-then]

Dead Stalin, free Borsht

[fruitsoftheape100]

SNIFF

[maplesuhtori]

*talking to white* me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question? timothy: my name is actually chester but yes me: why did you pass the chinese exclusion act in 1882

[fooodforthot]

[cecil-darling]

@jotarofucker666 tag urself im the top right

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

[cecil-darling]

someone: calm down

me: *gnawing on a brick* i am calm

[kinikxluna]

toytowns:

alittlebitnerdy:

yiffmaster:

can someone tell me what the difference between these two memes are

because I’m pretty certain they convey the exact same sentiment

No! @nintendette explained this to me the other day!

- Caveman Spongebob (SpongeGar) is when your primal instincts kick in - for example, this image has been used with the title “when you get up in the middle of the night to get food and you hear someone coming” KnowYourMeme page here - Mr Krabs conveys realization and panic - for example, this image has been paired with the title “when you turn in an exam and your classmates start talking and none of your answers match” KnowYourMeme page here

unga bunga vs whaddafuck

[daggers-drawn]

Fight or Flight

[puniper]

‘what do you even talk about with people online so much?’