grow a pair of tits

Anniina, 30 yrs, Finland. Multifandom. Just reblogs 'cause that's all I'm good at.

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[identity-of-design]

[soljua-deactivated20180215]

👀

[segamascott]

[uservicky]

Call The Midwife: 15.08

[dreaming-of-black-clouds]

I cried.

[uservicky]

Call The Midwife: 15.08

[dreaming-of-black-clouds]

Yes, I watched this episode yesterday and I would like to join them.

[wetheurban]

I hope July and the second half of this year are gentler on your spirit, kinder to you, good for your growth, and even better than the first half.

[dindjarism]

Naboo (Chommell sector of the Mid Rim; Trailing Sectors) STAR WARS: EPISODE II – ATTACK OF THE CLONES 2002 | dir. George Lucas

[aenslem]

#same

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[liviasdrusillas]

"I am coming home and so is Ross. And tomorrow the sun will rise again so let us count our blessings."

POLDARK - 2.02

[emmhauer]

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[harrisonforded]

James Norton as Nick Pearce Ex-Husbands (2023) | dir. Noah Pritzker

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[shadysquid]

I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

[shadysquid]

I got the job

[bonefireheart9-deactivated20170]

Reblog the French fry QUEEN and have a good luck on your job interview

[chibisketches]

Sure, I could use some French Fry Royalty luck :)