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Luni, 26, they/he, UK // Ridiculous and occasionally NSFW Personal blog of http://waxandathame.tumblr.com // NOTE: I don't tag shit, so spoilers and nsfw content roam freely without tags. Coherency is a foreign concept in these lands

[parakeet]

Talking about groups of animals and their group names ‘parliament of owls’ etc. Mentioned that it’s called a ‘blessing of unicorns’ and my dad misheard me and was like ‘a legacy of worms?’ I’m like you know what sure 🪱 that’s what a group of worms is called now

[fenkko]

pre-fatui scara meets baby childe

[skyecandi-deactivated20180917]

[skyecandi-deactivated20180917]

skyecandi:

skyecandi:

hot noods and mountain dew

PSA: DO NOT MIX HOT NOODS AND MOUNTAIN DEW

I REPEAT

DO NOT MIX HOT NOODS AND MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!

I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THE TOILET FOR A GOOD 20 MINUTES LETTING LOOSE AN UNHOLY CONCOCTION OF CARBONATED CITRUS DRINK AND DOLLAR STORE INSTANT RAMEN AND IT FUCKING HURTS

JUST DON’T FUCKING DO IT MAN

I swear to god if I see this post cross my dash one more time I’m gonna burst into tears

it’s been nine months please just let it die

[rosv-deactivated20160413]

never

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

[ohtehnoeszombies]

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[zeesqueere]

does it?

does it though?

[pileofknives]

Fuck is going on here

[liina-puff]

post expired

[unyieldingsilence]

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[fenkko]

fat little mouse eating alone

[straycatj]

家主おきるです

オレのたんぶらも　おきるです

Hey, get up landlady, and get my tumblr up

[cryptotheism]

you're going to be performing the miracle of immaculate conception don't worry

Imma get the worlds first immaculate abortion

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I can only reach climax jerking off to those mobile game ads where the soldiers walk through gates that increase their numbers and get crushed by barrels and attacked by giant swordsmen

[chizhik-pyzhik]

my people will vagueblog your people

[hardwrench]

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

[little-theatre-fairy]

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

[hardwrench]

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

[startedwellthatsentence]

Comment on my MA thesis:

[yorgen-sh]

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

btw you're allowed to enjoy two differing interpretations of the same character and you don't have to justify why you like it to anyone. you can like your evil character to be malicious and serious and you can like depicting them as a silly goober. you can enjoy seeing people draw two characters in all sorts of different contexts and dynamics without having to pick one over the other. you don't have to come up with a complex reason. you don't have to explain yourself to anyone. you can like a character multiple ways without having to justify why it's not problematic or why it's not weird. do what you want. it's fandom, not a testimony before the court.

[gandalfthequeer]

the only time of the year this can be posted

[gasterofficial]

[transhuman-priestess]

I know that the UK censorship laws are evils and fucked up on the face of them but I feel like we kinda blew past the part where it uses a phrenology machine to check your age.

[transhuman-priestess]

“Yeah also the phrenology machine doesn’t work.” Yeah that’s already covered in the part about it being a phrenology machine.

[lunerabo-deactivated20250206]

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)