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@ceiling-dee

31/male/bi. Hello there butts. My name is Zach... or rather Dee. You can refer to me as male or female. Be forewarned, there will probably be anime titties. Feel free to call me Granny Dee. And this is my blog. If you're looking for my art, I'd suggest my actual art bloge of http://teiinaba.tumblr.com/

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stuffman-pinups

Stuffums. Do you believe you'd stuff Necoarc? Me? Personally, I believe I would. I believe that all gremlin archetypes like her deserve to be dicked down roughly and lovingly.

NO

god

fine. look. here. take your keter-class object and go.

#GOOD #VERY GOOD

weaver-z

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

ownedbythevoid

Hi OP no notes I just wanted to add some more guys because I have disorders

weaver-z

You’re so correct about all of these and it is our human right to be incredibly disordered about bats online. Thank you. Let’s go take ibuprofen together.

itty bitty guy...

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crowisgone-deactivated20230422

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

#Not the Fun Pizza