Um...me?

Hi, I'm me. :) You should be happy :D

[daakureisaiko]

[glitteringroseangel]

[dilfosaur]

[theiloveyousong-deactivated2018]

OHMY JKSHFKSHFSK

[mysharona1987]

[memesandlaughs]

Memes And Laughs

[toastbutteregg]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[omruc]

especially when your rent is higher than your landlord’s mortgage on the rental property

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance.

[bewbin]

Punjabi but in a southern accent

[imactuallylucifer]

The accent makes me think I should understand what he’s saying is this what a stroke feels like

[roccondil]

Hearing languages in accents they Should Never Be Spoken With both entertains and causes psychological damage.

[hotgrrlbummer]

why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

[dragon-hoard]

we have a cat in for boarding right now who has the sweetest most darlingist face. he looks sweet and cute but he is not. he is a motherfucker who will, without literally any warning, whip his arm out to scratch you and hook his nails in your skin and be unable to let go. he grazed me this morning and apparently last time he got stuck in the hand of one of the vet techs for like two minutes before they could wrap him in a towel and remove his claws from her skin. and I was warned of this. and I still thought he wouldnt try because his face was so innocent and he was just quietly watching me

[dragon-hoard]

a conman

[kitty]

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

[nerroart]

Oh here it is again. The best video ever

[vintagegeekculture]

1947

[dat-soldier]

kid had a great week

[arahir]

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

[arahir]

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

[electronictragedy]

While you slept, He studied the blade

[chewedcorn]

Laugh At You

[kaijuno]

[pettydemon]