The Life & Times Of Matt

Hello, everyone! As you hopefully have guessed, I'm Matt. I have very eclectic interests, so you'll probably see a lot of different things during your time here. I can be pretty weird.

[thequantumranger]

Devil May Cry 4: Special Edition (2015) / Devil May Cry 5 (2019)

[shencomix]

[ceirus]

I'm still alive

And I still wish I wasn't

[cungadero]

[pastabot]

me meeting a bumble bee

[thebootydiaries]

me: I respect you

bumble bee: Merci

[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

[the-witch-named-wesa]

Reblog to be blessed by the Florence of happiness and magick.

[serotnin]

big heart energy

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

[maryefimovaone]

[ape-of-naples]

#freshly peeled sheeps

[mage-pie]

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

[jitterbugjive]

@theosartisticthematics

[doctorsiggy]

FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS

[maddeningmagic106]

Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well. 

[uleanblue-deactivated20190205]

Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared. 

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. 

[miquerida]

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps

[trashytoclassy-deactivated20231]

Please peel your sheeps

[b00bconnoisseur]

They. Look. Like. Peeled. Potatoes

[cruzan-for-love-deactivated2026]

Peel your sheep peeps!

[association-of-free-people]

Remember when they found Shrek living in that cave and freed him

[thisisntmeanymore-deactivated20]

he’s smiling in that last one

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HE HAS BEEN SAVED

[callmebliss]

HAPPY PEELED SHEEP

[medievalthymes]

whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise

[maplefiasco]

OMG I want to go back in time and send all of these to english-majoring student me. After I explain twitter. And John Mulaney. And later seasons of Parks & Rec.

[tv--obsessions-deactivated20160]

I’M SCREAMING

[loloftheday]

Nick Offerman on being manly

[kookylittlefatgirl]

Bonus Nick Offerman reminding people there actually is no such thing as “manly”: 

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[dracoharry]

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) - Dir: Garry Marshall

[motionpicturesource]

Anyway, Ross gave me 36 hours to bring you in. That was 24 hours ago. Can you help a brother out?

[bewildereye]

A wild comfy sofa chair has appeared!!

…..What will you do?

[whitepeopletwitter]

When one of your customers spanks your ass

[surprisebitch]

i thought it was about working in retail omg

[lespacecatastrophe]

the fact that people read this and think “god retail sucks” is SO TELLING about how much shit retail workers deal with